The worst or most disgusting things you ever ate or drank

[Lurk_D]

Originally Posted by AmateurEmale

I would like to add to this thread the following: Whole Foods is an upscale, "conscious capitalist" grocery in the United States, from which my parents increasingly buy their food. After they shopped there last week, yesterday I celebrated my parents' anniversary with them, and the meal that my father prepared was kale, crumpets, and supposedly great lamb chops, for which reason the entire house was smokey (he cooked the lamb thoroughly)...

Leaving aside that kale, crumpets, and lamb didn't really sound like any type of national cuisine (crumpets are English?), the crumpets resembled misshapen pancakes, the kale turned out to be leftovers, and the lamb chops were small and boney. My father claimed that good lamb is expensive per pound, but I really got about half the meat protein I had been expecting, due to this "more expensive per pound" nonsense; the chops were nothing like a steak in size, that's for sure.

Bottom line is that it was an overrated 49th anniversary meal my dad made for his son and wife. Now when we get to 6/15/2018 and they celebrate their 50th, we will probably be at some expensive restaurant and I might order lamb chops for myself, to make up for this disappointing 49th anniversary meal. And did I mention my parents started yelling and fighting yesterday, on their anniversary?!?!?!

You're still going to be disappointed by the lamb. It's a lamb. They're small. You'd have to eat the entire rack yourself to get the amount of meat you're expecting.

[MaxJoker]

Yet having experienced a packet of ,



To be cursed with mostly coffee and orange flavour
Well
Ok I say coffee and orange.
If they actually tasted of coffee and orange that would be fair enough.
Only those ones taste like shit scraped from the rectum of a dead leper who was beaten to death for never drinking actual coffee or eating an orange in his life , even once.

Although don't ask me how I know it tastes like that , why I shallow grave buried a leper yesterday or if my hands ache



Point is got jipped I tell`eee



Shame on you (Russian - Rigged - roulette) Revels , shame on you

[risen]

Originally Posted by Lurk_D

You're still going to be disappointed by the lamb. It's a lamb. They're small. You'd have to eat the entire rack yourself to get the amount of meat you're expecting.

In his heyday an Australian friend of mine used to eat around 20 lamb chops - or more - in one session. His butcher of choice was in the Seven Hills shopping centre near his Toongabbie home in Sydney.

Local Pakistani-run cafe near me serves 12 very spicy lamb chops in one serving.

[rockstonedread]

Balut:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

[smutwerx]

Hakari, which is fermented shark served in Iceland. It's buried in the sand for a few months so the liquid can drain out and the flesh turns into a cheeselike substance. It smells like ammonia because of high urea content.

I also ate fried ants in Guatemala, but those were actually not bad. And I've eaten barnacles, which is a delicacy in northern Spain. Generally, I try the strangest thing I can find on the assumption that cultural specialties can't be bad if so many people love them. Some of them, though, are bad.

[Glen Quagmire]

Originally Posted by wimbo77

Had to be Liver Pate.

That is nothing compared to banana liqueur and kebab-sauce...

[tamsmith]

Mc Lintocks in Arroyo Grande do a very nice special on Turkey balls.

Nothing particularly great about them but the first time I tasted them I was not aware of what they were.

The second and third time I had them they tasted far better with tomato ketchup.

[bloke57]

I have a female friend - B - who is a vegetarian. Occasionally she invites us to a dinner party and does try to please - recognising we are not veggies she will bring herself to cook fish.

Problem is my oldest pal is totally allergic to fish - blows up like a balloon if it so much as touches his lip. As for me, I have a total phobia of bony fish ever since my grandmother was hospitalised with a fishbone stuck in her throat - and this was packed with myriad bones!

So we both sat non-plussed and told her we could only eat the veggies.

Another time, we were staying at my fish-intolerant friend's country pad (he's loaded!). There is a fab pub nearby that serves amazing burgers. I got to the place salivating for a burger only to be told "B is cooking tonight Bloke. Isn't that good of her?" My heart sank.

The concoction consisted of stewed tomatoes, other rabbit food and lots of sweet potato - I hate sweet potato.

I have never been so disappointed...or so hungry! It was no good, at the risk of hurting my dear friend I had to scrape her offering away when she wasn't looking. I then came up with some lame excuse and nipped to the pub.

Burger at last. Happy.

[Sir Honkers]

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich I once had in The States is probably not the worst. Peanuts in chocolate is...or maybe peanut brittle.

[Devius]

Originally Posted by bloke57

I have a female friend - B - who is a vegetarian. Occasionally she invites us to a dinner party and does try to please - recognising we are not veggies she will bring herself to cook fish.

Problem is my oldest pal is totally allergic to fish - blows up like a balloon if it so much as touches his lip. As for me, I have a total phobia of bony fish ever since my grandmother was hospitalised with a fishbone stuck in her throat - and this was packed with myriad bones!

So we both sat non-plussed and told her we could only eat the veggies.

Another time, we were staying at my fish-intolerant friend's country pad (he's loaded!). There is a fab pub nearby that serves amazing burgers. I got to the place salivating for a burger only to be told "B is cooking tonight Bloke. Isn't that good of her?" My heart sank.

The concoction consisted of stewed tomatoes, other rabbit food and lots of sweet potato - I hate sweet potato.

I have never been so disappointed...or so hungry! It was no good, at the risk of hurting my dear friend I had to scrape her offering away when she wasn't looking. I then came up with some lame excuse and nipped to the pub.

Burger at last. Happy.

This might interest your vegetarian friend - just seen on BBC News:



The Impossible Burger - made from a mixture of potato and wheat, coconut fat, Japanese yam, vegetable broth, xanthan gum, sugars and amino acids and a key protein called leghemoglobin (heme), which mimics the beefiness of beef.

Details:
https://www.theguardian.com/sustaina...ss-environment