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Old November 5th, 2017, 02:56 PM   #3571
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Harry is out to prove once and for all that despite drinking and smoking during pregnancy it is still possible to deliver a healthy baby!
Of course you can smoke and drink while pregnant.

The mother isn't supposed to smoke or drink.

Well, then, I'm smoking and drinking for two.
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Seeing as how my no good for noting husband won't suck my pussy
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Yo mama, ain't no way this thing is gonna fit in there!
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"Yes Mrs Dyson is very happy with my new invention"
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