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May 12th, 2017, 08:00 PM | #12231 |
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Just throwing you a bone here.............
- How do you tell the difference between a Labrador and a marine biologist?
The one wags a tale, the other tags a whale. - What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites. - What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer. - What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble? That hit the spot! - I went to the zoo – and all they had was one small dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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May 12th, 2017, 09:06 PM | #12232 |
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May 13th, 2017, 12:11 AM | #12233 |
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What fish is composed of only a pair of atoms?
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May 13th, 2017, 12:52 AM | #12234 |
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May 13th, 2017, 10:15 AM | #12235 |
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Liberals always say "we are all the same under our skin" but do those talkative hypocrites ever draw any conclusions out of this? - No!
If at all, only a very few white supremalists would do so ... |
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May 13th, 2017, 04:16 PM | #12236 |
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@ruffroundedges: Unless the drummer is Tommy Lee, but even then, his wife might contract hepatitis... >
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May 14th, 2017, 01:42 AM | #12237 | |
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Some drummers are so sloppy you have to follow them with a mop not a solo. Badda Boom.........
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May 14th, 2017, 05:19 PM | #12238 |
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May 14th, 2017, 06:08 PM | #12239 |
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- Did you hear the joke about Dorian Grey?
It never gets old. - What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet? The Captian's Log. - What's the difference between Bono and God? God dosn't think he's Bono when he walks down the street. - How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her.
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At one of these model sites (Listal.com) I noticed several quasi-celebrities who support PETA.
P.rotein's E.ssential T.o A.ll, which is why I think people should eat meat. |
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