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**ruffroundedges** · May 12th, 2017, 08:00 PM

- How do you tell the difference between a Labrador and a marine biologist?
The one wags a tale, the other tags a whale.

- What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.

- What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A sub-woofer.

- What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!

- I went to the zoo – and all they had was one small dog.
It was a shih-tzu.

**bloke57** · May 12th, 2017, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

- What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.

...or one mega bite.

Do I get the gig?

Aaron · May 13th, 2017, 12:11 AM

What fish is composed of only a pair of atoms?

2 Na

**captpike** · May 13th, 2017, 12:52 AM

**Isegrim** · May 13th, 2017, 10:15 AM

Liberals always say "we are all the same under our skin" but do those talkative hypocrites ever draw any conclusions out of this? - No!
If at all, only a very few white supremalists would do so ...

**AmateurEmale** · May 13th, 2017, 04:16 PM

@ruffroundedges: Unless the drummer is Tommy Lee, but even then, his wife might contract hepatitis... >

**ruffroundedges** · May 14th, 2017, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurEmale

@ruffroundedges: Unless the drummer is Tommy Lee, but even then, his wife might contract hepatitis... >

I know, I know. Stop picking on the kids that ride the short bus to skooollll

Some drummers are so sloppy you have to follow them with a mop not a solo.

Badda Boom.........

**rondori** · May 14th, 2017, 05:19 PM

The present administration has the problem of an incredibility gap. (credit to ol' Walt Kelly)

**ruffroundedges** · May 14th, 2017, 06:08 PM

- Did you hear the joke about Dorian Grey?
It never gets old.

- What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet?
The Captian's Log.

- What's the difference between Bono and God?
God dosn't think he's Bono when he walks down the street.

- How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.

**AmateurEmale** · May 14th, 2017, 06:50 PM

At one of these model sites (Listal.com) I noticed several quasi-celebrities who support PETA.

P.rotein's E.ssential T.o A.ll, which is why I think people should eat meat.

May 12th, 2017, 08:00 PM	#12231
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Just throwing you a bone here............. - How do you tell the difference between a Labrador and a marine biologist? The one wags a tale, the other tags a whale. - What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites. - What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer. - What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble? That hit the spot! - I went to the zoo – and all they had was one small dog. It was a shih-tzu. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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rondori Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Mexico Posts: 561 Thanks: 36,148 Thanked 14,025 Times in 536 Posts	The present administration has the problem of an incredibility gap. (credit to ol' Walt Kelly) __________________ I'm OK, you're UKE: all cultures are multicultural, all races are multiracial. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	- Did you hear the joke about Dorian Grey? It never gets old. - What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet? The Captian's Log. - What's the difference between Bono and God? God dosn't think he's Bono when he walks down the street. - How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 13th, 2017, 12:11 AM	#12233
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	What fish is composed of only a pair of atoms? 2 Na

May 13th, 2017, 10:15 AM	#12235
Isegrim Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,094 Thanks: 8,200 Thanked 11,679 Times in 1,099 Posts	Liberals always say "we are all the same under our skin" but do those talkative hypocrites ever draw any conclusions out of this? - No! If at all, only a very few white supremalists would do so ...

May 13th, 2017, 04:16 PM	#12236
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	@ruffroundedges: Unless the drummer is Tommy Lee, but even then, his wife might contract hepatitis... >

May 14th, 2017, 06:50 PM	#12240
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	At one of these model sites (Listal.com) I noticed several quasi-celebrities who support PETA. P.rotein's E.ssential T.o A.ll, which is why I think people should eat meat.