The corrupt a wish game - Page 325

**ruffroundedges** · December 23rd, 2016, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. Although it's not the Aragorn you were thinking of. You are now Aragon, a winged, white horse from Marvel Comics. On the plus side, you're ridden bareback by a buxom Norse demi-goddess. On the other hand, it's not that way.

I wish for peace and love. (I'm asking for it...)

Granted: But only here on the VEF and in Traveling Wilbury's vidioes. The rest of the world is still going to pot.

I wish I didnt have to shovel my roof this early in the season.(And that it didnt colaps in the meantime.)

**trailmaster** · December 24th, 2016, 12:45 PM

Wish granted. You don't have to shovel your roof anymore because the city you live in has just issued you an eviction notice. They say it's because there is a dangerous gas line that has ruptured beneath your house and you have to get out right away. You scoff at this, because when you moved in the original house schematics did not show the presence of a gas line, so you think it must be some kind of scam. You leave your house one day to go to the supermarket. When you come back you see all kinds of emergency vehicles, police cars and the fire department. As you drive up you see that there is nothing left of your house but a smoking crater and your neighbor's house is on fire. The next day your neighbor sends to you a summons to appear in court. He is suing you for the partial destruction of his house.

I wish to have my own flying sleigh like Santa Clause has.

Bill derBerg · December 24th, 2016, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

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I wish to have my own flying sleigh like Santa Clause has.

Granted. The GPS on your sleigh malfunctions and you head over Mordor. The Wraith Riders are on you like a second skin. Scream all you want for the White Wizard he's been captured by Saruman. Soon you too are captured and taken to be made into a lovely stew for the Uruk-hai.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year.

**bowlinggreen** · December 25th, 2016, 08:08 PM

Wish granted, but your wish offends a radical Muslim jihadi who lurks here looking for european porn.

He dresses up as Santa with 20 pounds of plastic explosive in his belly and 30 pounds more in his bag of presents, and comes over to your house and rings the doorbell. When you answer, he screams "Merry Christmas, infidel!" and pushes the detonator.

Your flying head achieves an altitude that makes Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer envious.

Santa forgot to leave me my new Corvette. I wish he would come back and leave it in my driveway.

**Sir Honkers** · December 25th, 2016, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Santa forgot to leave me my new Corvette. I wish he would come back and leave it in my driveway.

Granted. While out walking his quokka, Trailmaster passes your house and thinks, 'that's odd, I thought I stole bowlinggreen's corvette last night...oh well I'll come back again tonight. I can sell this one on ebay.'
I wish I got a midget submarine for Christmas, complete with torpedos.

**trailmaster** · December 25th, 2016, 10:21 PM

Wish granted. You take your mini sub out for a spin, but are unaware that the communication system has a glitch in it. You can receive transmissions, but can't send any. Your about 20 miles out in the ocean , when you get a transmission from one of the frigates in the Australian Royal Navy. They find you suspicious and want an explanation, but you can't tell them anything because of the malfunction in your radio. This makes them even more suspicious. They steam toward you at flank speed. They are within a mile of you and now you hear through your radio speakers a warning. They will fire upon you if you don't answer. You come up to the surface, but the hatch on your mini-sub is stuck so you can't get out. Then you hear a strange sound, and think: Oh! No! because you know what is coming. The frigate fired four harpoon missles at you. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!. The missles make a direct hit on your vessel and it is blown to bits. Whatever is left of you is eaten by fish!!

I would like to see an amusement park built in the Australian outback, where people from all over the world could come and have fun and not be bothered by all the nasties that live there. There would even be a petting section for quokkas, and other small friendly mammals.

VHSHunter · December 27th, 2016, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I would like to see an amusement park built in the Australian outback, where people from all over the world could come and have fun and not be bothered by all the nasties that live there. There would even be a petting section for quokkas, and other small friendly mammals.

Wish granted, however the petting section for quokkas is exactly that - somewhere the quokkas themselves can pet animals. You and the the other park visitors are quickly rounded up and chucked in the enclosure. It looks like you're going to spend the rest of your days begging for scraps and trying to look cute there...

Simple one this time... I wish I could play the piano

**trailmaster** · December 28th, 2016, 01:20 PM

Granted. You now can play the piano. You are on a limited budget so you go to a second hand shop to buy a used piano. When you see one you like you say to the proprietor I'll buy this one. He says to you. You should get the top fixed first before you play. It is kind of loose. You say to him. Why didn't you have it fixed before selling it. He says. Then it would cost you 100 dollars more. You are anxious to get it home so the store truck drives it to your home. You forgot about what the proprietor said about the top. You sit down and start to play and you're having a real good time and all of a sudden the top wiggles and falls on your fingers of both hands crushing them. You go to the doctor who says you have to have surgery and he also says you will never be able to play the piano ever again!!

I wish that the Chicagoland area would not get any more tornadoes.

Bill derBerg · December 28th, 2016, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

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I wish that the Chicagoland area would not get any more tornadoes.

Granted. No more tornadoes. Plenty more hurricanes. Soon Chicagoland is reverted to barrenland. Everyone else decides they like it that way and it is made illegal to rebuild that toddlin' town. Before long nature reclaims the area and real bears, hawks and bulls repopulate the fledgling forest.

I wish I knew how these new corvettes keep appearing in my driveway, I likes 'em and want more.

**profvolup** · December 29th, 2016, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill derBerg

I wish I knew how these new corvettes keep appearing in my driveway, I likes 'em and want more.

Wish granted.

Harlan Charles shows up at your door and admits your driveway has become GM's secret, outside, unofficial showroom. With the 'cat out of the bag,' he now overtly starts parking Corvettes left and right, down the street, blocking you from going to work, and getting you many citations. Soon you're in over your head in fees for the citations, and the local government seizes your house and property to pay for the outstanding citations.

Ultimately your house and property are auctioned off. But since Tadge Juechter also thought your driveway as the perfect place to showcase the cars he designs, he is the winner of the auction, so new Corvettes still appear in your old driveway. Unfortunately he knows of your affection for Corvettes, and that you are the prior owner, so he gets a restraining order keeping you at least 1,000 feet from your old property.

I wish I could properly return the favor for all the killer head my wife has given to me over the past 20+ years.

December 25th, 2016, 08:08 PM	#3244
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted, but your wish offends a radical Muslim jihadi who lurks here looking for european porn. He dresses up as Santa with 20 pounds of plastic explosive in his belly and 30 pounds more in his bag of presents, and comes over to your house and rings the doorbell. When you answer, he screams "Merry Christmas, infidel!" and pushes the detonator. Your flying head achieves an altitude that makes Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer envious. Santa forgot to leave me my new Corvette. I wish he would come back and leave it in my driveway. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

December 25th, 2016, 10:21 PM	#3246
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,902 Thanks: 1,329,067 Thanked 707,267 Times in 60,073 Posts	Wish granted. You take your mini sub out for a spin, but are unaware that the communication system has a glitch in it. You can receive transmissions, but can't send any. Your about 20 miles out in the ocean , when you get a transmission from one of the frigates in the Australian Royal Navy. They find you suspicious and want an explanation, but you can't tell them anything because of the malfunction in your radio. This makes them even more suspicious. They steam toward you at flank speed. They are within a mile of you and now you hear through your radio speakers a warning. They will fire upon you if you don't answer. You come up to the surface, but the hatch on your mini-sub is stuck so you can't get out. Then you hear a strange sound, and think: Oh! No! because you know what is coming. The frigate fired four harpoon missles at you. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!. The missles make a direct hit on your vessel and it is blown to bits. Whatever is left of you is eaten by fish!! I would like to see an amusement park built in the Australian outback, where people from all over the world could come and have fun and not be bothered by all the nasties that live there. There would even be a petting section for quokkas, and other small friendly mammals. Last edited by trailmaster; December 25th, 2016 at 10:28 PM..

December 24th, 2016, 12:45 PM	#3242
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,902 Thanks: 1,329,067 Thanked 707,267 Times in 60,073 Posts	Wish granted. You don't have to shovel your roof anymore because the city you live in has just issued you an eviction notice. They say it's because there is a dangerous gas line that has ruptured beneath your house and you have to get out right away. You scoff at this, because when you moved in the original house schematics did not show the presence of a gas line, so you think it must be some kind of scam. You leave your house one day to go to the supermarket. When you come back you see all kinds of emergency vehicles, police cars and the fire department. As you drive up you see that there is nothing left of your house but a smoking crater and your neighbor's house is on fire. The next day your neighbor sends to you a summons to appear in court. He is suing you for the partial destruction of his house. I wish to have my own flying sleigh like Santa Clause has.

December 28th, 2016, 01:20 PM	#3248
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,902 Thanks: 1,329,067 Thanked 707,267 Times in 60,073 Posts	Granted. You now can play the piano. You are on a limited budget so you go to a second hand shop to buy a used piano. When you see one you like you say to the proprietor I'll buy this one. He says to you. You should get the top fixed first before you play. It is kind of loose. You say to him. Why didn't you have it fixed before selling it. He says. Then it would cost you 100 dollars more. You are anxious to get it home so the store truck drives it to your home. You forgot about what the proprietor said about the top. You sit down and start to play and you're having a real good time and all of a sudden the top wiggles and falls on your fingers of both hands crushing them. You go to the doctor who says you have to have surgery and he also says you will never be able to play the piano ever again!! I wish that the Chicagoland area would not get any more tornadoes.