Reasons Why - Page 7

MaxJoker · January 4th, 2017, 01:26 PM

It`s the hot tea

Butterboy · February 14th, 2017, 11:10 AM

Because I never, ever want kids. I used to be one and that was no fun for anyone. In fact I still am one (metaphorically) and it's still no fun for anyone, except me.

Personally I think girls bumholes are usually much prettier than vaginas. Provided they are bald and not prolapsing.

**old alal** · February 16th, 2017, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Butterboy

Because I never, ever want kids. I used to be one and that was no fun for anyone. In fact I still am one (metaphorically) and it's still no fun for anyone, except me.

Personally I think girls bumholes are usually much prettier than vaginas. Provided they are bald and not prolapsing.

Each to their own I guess, but it occurs to me that to avoid having children, oral sex would be much more preferable. I don't think an arsehole is attractive at all, not now ever never.

i thank you for reminding me how unattractive back door sex is though, prolapse....Urghh

MaxJoker · February 16th, 2017, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

Each to their own I guess,

Exactly.

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Originally Posted by old alal

but it occurs to me that to avoid having children, oral sex would be much more preferable.

Plus anal sex could technically still get a woman pregnant if she`s on all fours and there was leakage and drip-age and and , uggggh , made myself go dizzy

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Originally Posted by old alal

I don't think an arsehole is attractive at all, not now ever never.

Female bums are attractive , puckered holes noooot so much.

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Originally Posted by old alal

i thank you for reminding me how unattractive back door sex is though, prolapse....Urghh

There`s even prolapse porn (Read about it in the latest edition of Marie Claire

) available

Sheesh, you might has well have sex with an open wound

MaxJoker · February 26th, 2017, 03:39 PM

I refuse to accept Bill Paxton died yesterday

1) I've liked him since the 80`s and in every performance he`s given
2) 61 is no DAMN age
3) He made one of my all time low budget favorite films
4) Near dark is in my top three Vampire movies
5) From every account going he was one of this planets rare real genuine good guys
6) Coconut Pete rules

I could go on.
Instead I`ll go get another beer (Now you get that reason too) and toast his immortally.
Ok so I`m daffy.
Not like you didn't know

Feel the same way about Raoul Julia , Miguel Ferrer etc and the Vet`s currently on extended sabbatical.
As in we`ll see them again

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2019, 10:45 AM

When people claim something goes without saying yet still say it anyway ,

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February 14th, 2017, 11:10 AM	#62
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	I prefer anal sex Because I never, ever want kids. I used to be one and that was no fun for anyone. In fact I still am one (metaphorically) and it's still no fun for anyone, except me. Personally I think girls bumholes are usually much prettier than vaginas. Provided they are bald and not prolapsing.

February 26th, 2017, 03:39 PM	#65
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Reasons Why I refuse to accept Bill Paxton died yesterday 1) I've liked him since the 80`s and in every performance he`s given 2) 61 is no DAMN age 3) He made one of my all time low budget favorite films 4) Near dark is in my top three Vampire movies 5) From every account going he was one of this planets rare real genuine good guys 6) Coconut Pete rules I could go on. Instead I`ll go get another beer (Now you get that reason too) and toast his immortally. Ok so I`m daffy. Not like you didn't know Feel the same way about Raoul Julia , Miguel Ferrer etc and the Vet`s currently on extended sabbatical. As in we`ll see them again __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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