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November 22nd, 2017, 12:22 PM | #1401 |
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palo5is a lot older and bigger than you think. He is 7 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 350 pounds, but all muscle. When palo5 was 25 years old in 1939 he joined the Russian Army. His peers noticed that he had special abilities. He was an expert marksman with a rifle. He knew all the martial fighting arts. palo5 grew up on a wheat farm in Russia and on wheat farms back then the farmers used sycthes. Then those nasty Nazi's declared war on Russia in June of 1941. palo5 joined up and was sent to Stalingrad. During the great Battle of Stalingrad which lasted from the middle of July 1942- early February of 1943 palo5 became the most decorated hero of that battle. With a rifle in one hand fixed with a bayonet and a scythe in his other hand he alone chopped the heads off of over 100 German soldiers and killed 300 other soldiers during the 7 month battle. Afterwards palo5 was sent to all the major battles between the Russian Army and the German Army. palo5 also was under Marshall Georgy Zhukov as his men pushed toward Berlin in April of 1945. When the war ended palo5 was the single most decorated Russian soldier in the history of the Russian military. He won so many medals he could not fit all of them on his uniform. That was 72 years ago which means palo5 would have to be almost 100 years old now!
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November 22nd, 2017, 01:36 PM | #1402 |
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November 22nd, 2017, 01:58 PM | #1403 |
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Palo5 took part in a orgy consisting of Republicans and democrats plus a donkey or two
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Estreeter has resigned as a Moderator. Because VEF, doesn't allow it's staff to hold dual citizenship.
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