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March 23rd, 2019, 04:18 PM	#1641
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Told my six year old not to be so upset that I keep daily renting him to various pedophiles, As it`s only a phase he`ll eventually grow out of. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 24th, 2019, 08:39 AM	#1642
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,187 Thanks: 773,290 Thanked 856,423 Times in 57,618 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 24th, 2019, 05:48 PM	#1643
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Is it "blow job" , "blow-job" or "blowjob ?" , Bah really hate having to write thank you letters to me Granny !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 24th, 2019, 06:05 PM	#1644
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,144 Times in 38,112 Posts	Q. What's 14inchs long, purple and makes women scream? A. Cot-death __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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March 24th, 2019, 06:21 PM	#1645
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,208 Times in 15,753 Posts	I just bought a couch second hand from Jimmy Saville It came with a built in ash tray and a five year old kid __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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March 24th, 2019, 06:27 PM	#1646
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,144 Times in 38,112 Posts	Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair in the pot! __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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March 25th, 2019, 03:37 PM	#1647
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	An African kid in the park today went to give me a high-five , I left him hanging. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 26th, 2019, 06:57 AM	#1648
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March 26th, 2019, 02:00 PM	#1649
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do you get if annoy the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh ? , Murdered in a Paris tunnel. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 28th, 2019, 09:34 AM	#1650
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