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Old December 28th, 2015, 07:31 PM   #121
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The Dick Ups
The Stone Dick
The Big Dick
The Greatest Dick On Earth
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Old December 28th, 2015, 08:56 PM   #122
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The Two Faces of Dick

Bring it Dick

Upside Dick

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Fun with Dick and Dick
A Dick Too Far
The Dicks of Telemark
The Longest Dick
The Dicks of St Trinians
One of our Dicks is Missing
The LadyDicks
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Taste The Dick Of Dracula
Blood On Satan's Dick
The Dick Must Die
Donovan's Dick
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Old December 30th, 2015, 12:49 PM   #125
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Some Gregory Peck films:

The dicks of the Kingdom
Twelve O'clock dick
Captain Dick Hornblower
The dicks of Kilimanjaro
The dick in the gray flannel suit
The dick country
Dick chop hill
On the dick
To dick a Mockingbird
How the dick was won
Behold a pale dick
Mackenna's dick
I dick the line
The dicks from Brazil
The sea dicks
Cape dick

I have sent a PM to Knetic who started this thread to ask if he could modify the thread to include t.v. shows. With many thousands of t.v. shows created since the late 1940's we would have that many more titles to use, but so far I have not received a reply!
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Old December 30th, 2015, 01:47 PM   #126
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The Thomas Crown Dick
Dick Galore
The Lavender Dick Mob
The Dick Of Fu Manchu
The Fiendish Dick of Dr Fu Manchu
Never Take Dick From A Stranger
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Old December 30th, 2015, 06:19 PM   #127
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I am going to modify the way I use this thread which I think might make it more interesting and fun. I encourage other members to do the same. First I am going to list the movies of a particular actor. I also will have two columns. The first one will be the movie with one word replaced with dick in it. The second column separated by a dash will be the original title of the film.

The following are movies that Robert Mitchum was in:

Thirty dicks over Tokyo-Thirty seconds over Tokyo
The story of G.I. dick -The story of G.I. Joe
Dick of no return - River of no return
Night of the dick -Night of the Hunter
Heaven Knows, Mr. Dick-Heaven knows Mr. Allison
The dick of Adrian Messenger-The list of Adrian Messenger
5 card dick - 5 card stud
Ryan's dick - Ryan's daughter
The dick of God - The wrath of God
Farewell, my dick - Farewell, my lovely
The big dick - The big sleep
That championship dick- That championship season
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Old December 30th, 2015, 06:45 PM   #128
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The Dick Snatcher / The Bone Snatcher
House of the Dick / House of the Dead
Dick Zone / Shark Zone
Wrong Dick / Wrong Turn
Prison of the Dick / Prison of the Dead
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Old December 31st, 2015, 11:29 AM   #129
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I am going to use Hertz's slash to separate the movies now. Thank you Hertz!

Here are some of my favorite John Wayne movies

The long dick home/The long voyage home
The fighting dicks/The fighting seabees
Dick of the Barbary coast/Flame of the Barbary coast
Dick and the Badman/Angel and the Badman
Dick river/Red river
Dicks of Iwo Jima/Sands of Iwo Jima
The quiet dick/The quiet man
Big Dick Mclain/Big Jim Mclain
The dick soldiers/The horse soldiers
Dick to Alaska/North to Alaska
The dick who shot Liberty Valance/The man who shot Liberty Valance
Dick's reef/Donovan's reef
In dicks way/In harm's way
The dicks of Katie Elder/The sons of Katie Elder
The dick wagon/The war wagon
The green dicks/The green berets
True dick/True grit
Dick-U.S. Marshall/Cahill-U.S. Marshall

sorry for any duplicate posts!!
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Old December 31st, 2015, 04:35 PM   #130
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My God, this is HILARIOUS! This is like something straight out of Southpark!

Dick of Steel (Man of Steel),
The Avengers: Dick of Ultron,
All the President's Dicks,
The Dick's Take Manhattan (The Muppet's Take Manhattan),
A Fistful of Dicks,
The Dick Whisperer,
Schindler's Dick.

Also, what about Classical Literature?

Dick and Prejudice,
Mansfield Dick,
Wuthering Dicks,
Dick and Dickability, etc

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