Cannibalism , Well, Would You ? - Page 25

**Old Jud** · August 29th, 2017, 09:38 AM

Has anyone else noticed this?
Boil a human skull, and the left eyeball invariably pops out before the right eyeball...Weird or what?

**cicciobuki** · August 29th, 2017, 10:25 AM

Their slogan should be "soylent pink is not people!"

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Has anyone else noticed this?
Boil a human skull, and the left eyeball invariably pops out before the right eyeball.......Weird or what?

Weird indeed!! This never happened to me, what am i doing wrong?

MaxJoker · August 29th, 2017, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Has anyone else noticed this?
Boil a human skull, and the left eyeball invariably pops out before the right eyeball...Weird or what?

What you need to do is refrain from boiling and slow roast your head.
After first marinading it in heavily seasoned (Wor-chest-ta-shire sauce and honey etc) intestines, for at least a long weekend.
Also never forget to keep basting that head every fifteen minutes during cooking. Oh and of course with heads you want to roast them nose down. Never nose up.

Mmmmmm cannibalism ,

If it`s good enough for Donald Duck and his kin shouldn't it be good enough for us

**Old Jud** · August 29th, 2017, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

What you need to do is refrain from boiling and slow roast your head.

Thanks to you i've just cut my fecking head open whilst resting it on the middle shelf.

When I want culinary advice I will turn to the teachings of Johnnie and Fanny Cradock, dear old Johnnie and Fanny, that must have been a marriage made in heaven.

MaxJoker · August 29th, 2017, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Thanks to you i've just cut my fecking head open whilst resting it on the middle shelf.

Trust you took the opportunity to stuff that head wound with garlic , cracked (Full relation

) black pepper and cloves

Since who knows , it could be your turn on the griddle next

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

When I want culinary advice I will turn to the teachings of Johnnie and Fanny Cradock, dear old Johnnie and Fanny, that must have been a marriage made in heaven.

When you`re right you`re right Jud , those were the most imaginative cooks of any generation

We`re typing about the golden era of long pork food preparations

Why even now my mouth can't help butt water thinking about Fannies
... Ahem ... Or Cradock`s various recipes either

MaxJoker · September 1st, 2017, 04:58 PM

Does it count ,

If you drink it

**Ninjaturtle** · September 1st, 2017, 05:14 PM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass

**slowdiver** · October 10th, 2017, 10:11 PM

I keep a spork in my pants for just such an eventuality.

MaxJoker · January 16th, 2018, 01:09 PM

Hey

Don't knock it until ,

You've tried it

**bowlinggreen** · January 16th, 2018, 05:22 PM

I suppose baby meat would be quite tender.

I wonder if Hannibal Lecter ever sampled baby meat in some sort of gourmet preparation?

Supposedly he preferred to eat only the rude, but a squalling infant could be considered rude, I guess.

Would he nosh on junior in front of mom, or would he be merciful, and have slices of her brain as appetizers before moving on to the jeune enfante tender veal?

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bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	I suppose baby meat would be quite tender. I wonder if Hannibal Lecter ever sampled baby meat in some sort of gourmet preparation? Supposedly he preferred to eat only the rude, but a squalling infant could be considered rude, I guess. Would he nosh on junior in front of mom, or would he be merciful, and have slices of her brain as appetizers before moving on to the jeune enfante tender veal? __________________ So much porn, so little time...