The corrupt a wish game

[Mal Hombre]

You can pinch Someone's carotid artery with just a thought,but only Your Own.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You can pinch Someone's carotid artery with just a thought,but only Your Own.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

At Warp 1 you're not fast enough to escape the Borg. They assimilate you.

I wish I could ride Sir Rhodes Boyson like a horse through the House of Lords, using his enormous sideburns as reins.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

At Warp 1 you're not fast enough to escape the Borg. They assimilate you.

I wish I could ride Sir Rhodes Boyson like a horse through the House of Lords, using his enormous sideburns as reins.

You can ride him like a horse but his horrified screams buck you off and you hit your head and spend the rest of your life thinking you're Gumby.

I wish I had Peter North's job.

[Mal Hombre]

You have Peter North's job-The one He had when He was called "Matt Ramsey"

I wish I had a secret Identity

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You have Peter North's job-The one He had when He was called "Matt Ramsey"

I wish I had a secret Identity

Granted. You are now Lancelot Link Secret Chimp
You even have your own theme song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV9Y0Qy0U20

I wish I could control the weather.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. You are now Lancelot Link Secret Chimp
You even have your own theme song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV9Y0Qy0U20

I wish I could control the weather.

Every time you intervene to control the weather, any changes made only persist as long as you maintain your raindance.

I wish I had huge hairy hands

[Mal Hombre]

You now have huge hairy hands,You're King Kong

I wish I could influence machines to do My evil bidding...

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You now have huge hairy hands,You're King Kong

I wish I could influence machines to do My evil bidding...

You're David Cameron

I wish all MPs had to be naked when attending House of Commons and that male MPs could only speak when tumescent (imagine them all "treading water" in case it's their turn?)

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

You're David Cameron

I wish all MPs had to be naked when attending House of Commons and that male MPs could only speak when tumescent (imagine them all "treading water" in case it's their turn?)

You're speaker of the house and owner of the Nude Bomb

I wish I was 21 again.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by TCO95

You're speaker of the house and owner of the Nude Bomb

I wish I was 21 again.

Granted. You're 2'1" and 21 stone. You undergo gravitational collapse and form your own black hole. It's not all bad though, the gravity sucks all the evil out of the government, leaving only the good. A cheese and pickle sandwich now rules and people prefer it.

I wish I had that sandwich.