Do you guys masturbate? - Page 2

**tabler** · September 28th, 2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

I suppose this is obligatory,so I might as well do it.

Don't stress Greenman they're just a bunch of w****ers.

ooh pull the other one.

gapedhok · September 28th, 2009, 10:22 PM

Do we masturbate?
Do we eat?
Do we sleep?

**tamsmith** · September 28th, 2009, 10:54 PM

But what use is your left hand if not to.

**blondifan** · September 29th, 2009, 01:51 AM

An old friend of mine once said

"You're a fool to admit it, and a liar if you don't"

On the other hand, personally I'm blown away by the number of women who keep vibrators in their bedside cabinets.

**elton dong** · September 29th, 2009, 08:04 AM

Only when its part of a solo Tantric sex ritual..........OM-WAZ!

MaxJoker · September 29th, 2009, 09:03 AM

No i`m saving myself for the right girl ,anyway i don`t know where those hands have been

**billybunter** · September 29th, 2009, 09:05 AM

Being a human being means you are sexual. So you masturbate, copulate, fornicate etc...

**dohupa** · September 29th, 2009, 09:39 AM

Yeah... we do fuck, screw, have sex, ball, sometimes wank, mess around with our willies, spank the monkey - also fart, break wind, let gas and so on and so forth.

Fair enough we do what our biology requires, but do we really have to go public about these things in a vintage board?

Oh man... I'd better prepare me baked beans - I'm starving.

**billybunter** · September 29th, 2009, 10:00 AM

I agree with dohupa. Some things are best kept private. I don't really want to know how you beat your meat. I mean does anyone want to know how I do it? NO! You don't.

**tabler** · September 29th, 2009, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I agree with dohupa. Some things are best kept private. I don't really want to know how you beat your meat. I mean does anyone want to know how I do it? NO! You don't.

I do

....personaly I wear yellow marigold gloves with feathers cellotaped to the fingers while listening to Bruce Forsythe's Golden Tap Dancing Rhythms, I wear a gimp mask back to front and put my bare feet into a bucket of cold semolina. Beats sex every time.....by the way, whats a girl?

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dohupa Beer, porn and whatnot... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Athens Posts: 3,643 Thanks: 5,623 Thanked 73,135 Times in 3,245 Posts	Yeah... we do fuck, screw, have sex, ball, sometimes wank, mess around with our willies, spank the monkey - also fart, break wind, let gas and so on and so forth. Fair enough we do what our biology requires, but do we really have to go public about these things in a vintage board? Oh man... I'd better prepare me baked beans - I'm starving. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 28th, 2009, 10:22 PM	#12
gapedhok Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: united states Posts: 51 Thanks: 3,934 Thanked 450 Times in 43 Posts	Do we masturbate? Do we eat? Do we sleep?

September 28th, 2009, 10:54 PM	#13
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,411 Times in 9,078 Posts	But what use is your left hand if not to.

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blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	An old friend of mine once said "You're a fool to admit it, and a liar if you don't" On the other hand, personally I'm blown away by the number of women who keep vibrators in their bedside cabinets.

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elton dong Vintage Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 408 Thanks: 1,445 Thanked 9,756 Times in 391 Posts	Only when its part of a solo Tantric sex ritual..........OM-WAZ!

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Being a human being means you are sexual. So you masturbate, copulate, fornicate etc...

September 29th, 2009, 10:00 AM	#19
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I agree with dohupa. Some things are best kept private. I don't really want to know how you beat your meat. I mean does anyone want to know how I do it? NO! You don't.