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04/04/1942
Postcards go into melt down over Mussolini`s latest boast.
A spokesman was unavailable for comment. Which of course is code for communist once you remove the ent and add the unist. Will Italy be switching to the Russian side by tomorrow and using it`s entire air force (That`s right , both planes) to bomb Berlin into submission ? Reliable sources at the bottom of my whisky bottle said yes !
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V.E.F , always ramming the truth home unashamedly unlubed
This roughly just crammed in
Bi-Anally ladies moan and all round professional (A source claimed tomorrow ) holocaust denier . Sir Cliff Dickson (82) admits he`s never heard himself sing (Or whatever that awful rasping weak noise is he does with his mouth) even once , by accident Legendary ball handler Cliff Sir Dyke (64) stared at me honestly full in the face. Or probably would have done if I`d been in the same room with him. The nation was shocked into stunned numbness at the news either way Not this always out of his depth and under the influence intrepid V.E.F reporter though Since it stands to treason Craig Richie (Of no fixed abode) couldn't have ever heard what he sounds like. Given he`s not killed himself , yet Christopher Biggins was unavailable for comment , As we couldn't be arsed to pay him his fifty pence fee
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V.E.F , forever thrusting hard news into you over and over !
Al Pacino , Robert De Niro and James Cann secret lovers for years
A friend of the family claimed today. Lovers of Bavarian Black lager Ok it was a friend of my family who claimed that. Butt still. Mmmmm Bavarian Black lager. A refreshing drink that sustains your thirst by cunningly containing a teaspoon of salt per 10mls. "Nice right ?" I yelled at the stars across the set of their latest movie Three men and a little lady , after somebody had said action. The angry faces and curses which followed explained more about their understandable frustrations at not owning one of Bavarian Black lager`s cool new T-Shirts , than mere words ever could. Sizes , Kathy Bates (Large) Rosie O'Donnell (Extra large) Oprah Winfrey (Sides slit to armpits) Available free with seventy Bavarian Black lager bottle tops Plus £24.99 P&P
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Sod holding the front page , hold onto your gag reflexes instead , as !
Jodie Foster (Of Little Women fame) refused to deny she`d refused to deny a denial that was a refusal as to if she was now dating the most toothy actor in Hollywood.
Sources I've not yet spoken to , haven't claimed. Hmmm exactly. Doth (Pauses to double check what doth means) the les ... Ahem ... lady protest too much ? Sadly Homo , I mean Tomo Cruisey was unavailable for comment. Although this acned crystal meth addicted hack did spot him hiding between Jess Fester`s man boobs at the latest AA meeting, and took a quick snap Do I now deserve a Pulitzer for this earth shuddering story you ask Well if not that then a quick tug under the table at least
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Paris Hilton did a sex tape! Hopefully someone will leak it.
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Zizzz Juzt Inzz Mein Avid Bleederzz Reading Dizzz on April 1zt 1918
Germany denies it`s caused let alone is in a world war !!!
Yes and I (Once counted the bars of gold freely given on the specific specification I remain totally impartial) for one can only agree. Alright so a few million innocent German "Soldiers" have "Supposedly" strayed into French territory. Why all the bad feeling ?. Sure ok "Maybe" some of them were holding guns and "Maybe" some of those guns went off. Allegedly. Yet who among us while sleep walking hasn't tensed our fingers ?. Interviewed an impartial Mongolian person who summed up what I`m sure is the true feeling we`re all feeling. Well said that impartial person. So lay down your weapons and wave something white , even if it`s your underpants . Since mass surrender is the bravest thing you can do. In fact wasn't it (Name escapes me) who said giving in is braver than fighting on !!! Plus I've been told if enough for a full division surrender I`ll get a bonus
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It`s offical
Fan goes mild over Micheal Jackson`s new album.
"Sure to be a bum stunner " "Music ain't never got betterer " " I was blind butt now I can wee" An unnamed source sourced. Maybe.
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