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February 9th, 2018, 06:30 PM	#691
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,956 Times in 15,727 Posts	No, nope. Never crossed my mind. Hey, where's the white women at?

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February 9th, 2018, 07:08 PM	#692
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,716 Thanks: 259,817 Thanked 1,138,733 Times in 113,838 Posts	A. My White Queen is on A6, check mate Q. Is the truth really out there? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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February 9th, 2018, 09:10 PM	#693
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,320 Thanks: 286,615 Thanked 385,835 Times in 30,276 Posts	A: After eleven seasons I still don't know. Q: What is Wendigo's White Queen doing on the road to Carlisle?

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February 9th, 2018, 09:34 PM	#694
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,956 Times in 15,727 Posts	He has heard that there is a pride parade Why do you cross your legs when you pee?

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February 9th, 2018, 09:56 PM	#695
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,413 Times in 57,548 Posts	Because I'm wearing support hose to support My hose.. Do You have a long felt need ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 10th, 2018, 09:59 AM	#696
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,320 Thanks: 286,615 Thanked 385,835 Times in 30,276 Posts	A: No, but I have a middling length nylon one. Q: How can I tell if my pet tortoise is gay? Last edited by Sir Honkers; February 10th, 2018 at 10:06 AM..

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February 10th, 2018, 10:55 AM	#697
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,716 Thanks: 259,817 Thanked 1,138,733 Times in 113,838 Posts	A. It should be turtley obvious. Q. Do ghosts believe in humans? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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February 10th, 2018, 11:02 PM	#699
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,956 Times in 15,727 Posts	Because you don't want to see Patrick Swayze nude, trust me. Why did you vote for a third party candidate?

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February 10th, 2018, 11:15 PM	#700
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,716 Thanks: 259,817 Thanked 1,138,733 Times in 113,838 Posts	I threw a coin and didn't like heads or tails Where did Camelot vanish to? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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