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Old October 16th, 2017, 05:13 PM   #211
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Q. Talking of which do Quakers still sow their oats?
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Old October 16th, 2017, 05:39 PM   #213
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Old October 17th, 2017, 06:45 AM   #214
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A: No, but I am a little bit apprehensive about The Easter Bunny.
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A. Ordinary SNickers do not satisfy - but the one with peanuts oh yes

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A: Is this some sort of Grand Fenwickian strategy to get recovery aid from the Martians? If so, go for it.

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