Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 311

**Grey Wolf** · March 19th, 2014, 09:01 AM

"American Soldiers in battle don't fight for what some President says on TV, They don't fight for Mom, apple Pie, the American Flag.........
They Fight for one Another."
Lt Col Hal Moore

"If you're going to go to war against a major enemy, go; knock the hell out of him fast, and go in there to kill him and get it over with."
Lt Col Hal Moore

"War is hell, but actual combat is a motherfucker."
Colonel Dave Hackworth

"Paper-work will ruin any military force"
Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller USMC

"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller USMC

**Baranovich** · March 19th, 2014, 04:01 PM

Blackadder : Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick : Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.

**Mal Hombre** · March 19th, 2014, 05:39 PM

Edmund: Gloaters, you really are a pratt aren’t you Percy ?
Right, don’t forget in two minutes you interrupt me all right ?
And no more than two minutes otherwise I’m in real trouble, and don’t
forget because..?
Balderick: Because we’re not at home to Mr. Cockup!
Edmund: Correct.
Later...
Balderick: Shall I prepare the guest room for Mr. Cockup my Lord ?

Estreeter · March 20th, 2014, 12:36 PM

"I’ve been uh, traveling around the country uh, promoting cunnilingus on this tour. And uh, it’s the least I can do for my country. I hope I’m pronouncing that correctly. And the chances are, if you can pronounce it, you can probably do it. That’s right, try it. “Cunnilingus!” See? “Cunnilingus!” You’re ready! I got a lot of theories about cunnilingus. I got a political theory, which is that if Bob Dole hadn’t pushed that 15 percent tax cut and instead promoted cunnilingus in the place of it, he might be president right now. “This is Bob Dole, Bob Dole stands for a strong America, prosperity in every home, Bob Dole stands for cunnilingus.” See? He would’ve uh, he would’ve had it. You know that Ross Perot, he ain’t about to promote no cunnilingus. He may wonder what it’s about, “Let’s open the hood, check under the hood and see what all that cunnilingus is about.” Pat Buchanan he’d be “Cunny-what?” So my theory is that’s how Bill Clinton got elected, he’s the only candidate people could actually imagine practicing cunnilingus. And uh, that’s good for the country. I don’t care what anybody says. I do mean practicing though because uh, it’s not as easy as it looks. No! It takes a little practice, takes a while to get that down, takes uh (a woman screams) what? Can’t do that! (chuckles) No volunteers please! Oh! Look out baby, you’re taking your life in your hands up here tonight! But uh, but it does take a lot uh, a lot of practice, a lot of attention and craft and a lot detail, it takes a lot of uh, patience, patience, and more patience unfortunately. The upside is you score a lot of big points with the missus, next time you do something stupid, you can always stand back and say “Darling, remember that lovely evening when we practiced cunnilingus?” And she’ll say “If you think that makes a difference… That was pretty nice, let’s do that again.

Remember, if there’s any kids out there - cunnilingus is Latin for ‘it’s nice to keep your room very neat ”

**tygrkhat40** · March 20th, 2014, 02:45 PM

Edmund: Look at it Baldrick, what is it?
Baldrick: I'm surprised you've forgotten, milord.
Edmund: It was a rhetorical question, Baldrick.
Baldrick: Nah, it's a potato.

--"Potato," Blackadder 2

**rotobott** · March 20th, 2014, 02:57 PM

Boone: You don't understand! I've killed people.

Peloquin: Who told you that?

Boone: What do you mean?

Peloquin: He lied, Asshole!

Nightbreed

**tsunamiSD** · March 20th, 2014, 09:49 PM

[Starman is driving the car, and speeds across a recently turned red light, causing crashes for the other motorists]

Starman: Okay?

Jenny Hayden: Okay? Are you crazy? You almost got us killed! You said you watched me, you said you knew the rules!

Starman: I do know the rules.

Jenny Hayden: Oh, for your information pal, that was a *yellow* light back there!

Starman: I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast.

**Mal Hombre** · March 21st, 2014, 06:42 PM

"If You see The Pussycat Dolls live,The only thing You don't see is the cat"
Sean Lock

**tsunamiSD** · March 22nd, 2014, 07:56 AM

"The first time I read an excellent book, it is to me just as if I had gained a new friend. When I read over a book I have perused before, it resembles the meeting with an old one." - Oliver Goldsmith

"A book, too, can be a star, 'explosive material, capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly,' a living ﬁre to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe." - Madeleine L'Engle

"Books are the plane, and the train, and the road. They are the destination, and the journey. They are home." ― Anna Quindlen

**Baranovich** · March 23rd, 2014, 11:14 AM

My father never cheated on my mother. He used to cheat on me. He used to pick other kids after school. Take them to the zoo. Take them to play ball. One day he came to me. He says, "Look I got to level with you. I met another kid."

- Comedian Dom Irrera

March 19th, 2014, 04:01 PM	#3102
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,179 Thanks: 34,187 Thanked 47,452 Times in 2,183 Posts	Blackadder : Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is? Baldrick : Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron. __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."

March 19th, 2014, 05:39 PM	#3103
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,367 Thanked 856,555 Times in 57,629 Posts	More from Blackadder... Edmund: Gloaters, you really are a pratt aren’t you Percy ? Right, don’t forget in two minutes you interrupt me all right ? And no more than two minutes otherwise I’m in real trouble, and don’t forget because..? Balderick: Because we’re not at home to Mr. Cockup! Edmund: Correct. Later... Balderick: Shall I prepare the guest room for Mr. Cockup my Lord ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2014, 12:36 PM	#3104
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,205 Thanks: 450,412 Thanked 897,669 Times in 60,406 Posts	"I’ve been uh, traveling around the country uh, promoting cunnilingus on this tour. And uh, it’s the least I can do for my country. I hope I’m pronouncing that correctly. And the chances are, if you can pronounce it, you can probably do it. That’s right, try it. “Cunnilingus!” See? “Cunnilingus!” You’re ready! I got a lot of theories about cunnilingus. I got a political theory, which is that if Bob Dole hadn’t pushed that 15 percent tax cut and instead promoted cunnilingus in the place of it, he might be president right now. “This is Bob Dole, Bob Dole stands for a strong America, prosperity in every home, Bob Dole stands for cunnilingus.” See? He would’ve uh, he would’ve had it. You know that Ross Perot, he ain’t about to promote no cunnilingus. He may wonder what it’s about, “Let’s open the hood, check under the hood and see what all that cunnilingus is about.” Pat Buchanan he’d be “Cunny-what?” So my theory is that’s how Bill Clinton got elected, he’s the only candidate people could actually imagine practicing cunnilingus. And uh, that’s good for the country. I don’t care what anybody says. I do mean practicing though because uh, it’s not as easy as it looks. No! It takes a little practice, takes a while to get that down, takes uh (a woman screams) what? Can’t do that! (chuckles) No volunteers please! Oh! Look out baby, you’re taking your life in your hands up here tonight! But uh, but it does take a lot uh, a lot of practice, a lot of attention and craft and a lot detail, it takes a lot of uh, patience, patience, and more patience unfortunately. The upside is you score a lot of big points with the missus, next time you do something stupid, you can always stand back and say “Darling, remember that lovely evening when we practiced cunnilingus?” And she’ll say “If you think that makes a difference… That was pretty nice, let’s do that again. Remember, if there’s any kids out there - cunnilingus is Latin for ‘it’s nice to keep your room very neat ” __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2014, 02:45 PM	#3105
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,136 Times in 9,629 Posts	Edmund: Look at it Baldrick, what is it? Baldrick: I'm surprised you've forgotten, milord. Edmund: It was a rhetorical question, Baldrick. Baldrick: Nah, it's a potato. --"Potato," Blackadder 2 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2014, 09:49 PM	#3107
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,107 Thanks: 634,319 Thanked 641,309 Times in 53,191 Posts	Yellow Light [Starman is driving the car, and speeds across a recently turned red light, causing crashes for the other motorists] Starman: Okay? Jenny Hayden: Okay? Are you crazy? You almost got us killed! You said you watched me, you said you knew the rules! Starman: I do know the rules. Jenny Hayden: Oh, for your information pal, that was a yellow light back there! Starman: I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast. Last edited by tsunamiSD; June 25th, 2017 at 03:04 PM..

March 19th, 2014, 09:01 AM	#3101
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	"American Soldiers in battle don't fight for what some President says on TV, They don't fight for Mom, apple Pie, the American Flag......... They Fight for one Another." Lt Col Hal Moore "If you're going to go to war against a major enemy, go; knock the hell out of him fast, and go in there to kill him and get it over with." Lt Col Hal Moore "War is hell, but actual combat is a motherfucker." Colonel Dave Hackworth "Paper-work will ruin any military force" Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller USMC "They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!" Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller USMC

March 20th, 2014, 02:57 PM	#3106
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,137 Thanks: 174,884 Thanked 635,191 Times in 31,458 Posts	Boone: You don't understand! I've killed people. Peloquin: Who told you that? Boone: What do you mean? Peloquin: He lied, Asshole! Nightbreed

March 21st, 2014, 06:42 PM	#3108
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,367 Thanked 856,555 Times in 57,629 Posts	"If You see The Pussycat Dolls live,The only thing You don't see is the cat" Sean Lock __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 22nd, 2014, 07:56 AM	#3109
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,107 Thanks: 634,319 Thanked 641,309 Times in 53,191 Posts	"The first time I read an excellent book, it is to me just as if I had gained a new friend. When I read over a book I have perused before, it resembles the meeting with an old one." - Oliver Goldsmith "A book, too, can be a star, 'explosive material, capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly,' a living ﬁre to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe." - Madeleine L'Engle "Books are the plane, and the train, and the road. They are the destination, and the journey. They are home." ― Anna Quindlen

March 23rd, 2014, 11:14 AM	#3110
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,179 Thanks: 34,187 Thanked 47,452 Times in 2,183 Posts	My father never cheated on my mother. He used to cheat on me. He used to pick other kids after school. Take them to the zoo. Take them to play ball. One day he came to me. He says, "Look I got to level with you. I met another kid." - Comedian Dom Irrera __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."