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October 17th, 2015, 04:30 PM | #1721 |
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1891 - Wow, you are much better in bed than your sister was.
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October 17th, 2015, 04:45 PM | #1722 |
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1891a However, you smell worse
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October 17th, 2015, 05:17 PM | #1723 |
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Hey in my own defense at dinner she said she hadn't wanted desert. Yet that didn't stop her forking (I said) away half of my chocolate mousse. Exactly. No court (Provided men made up the jury) in the land would ever convict me !.
1892 ~ Relax baby , merely want to hug you. Overly tightly with both hands around the throat for five or ten minutes.
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October 17th, 2015, 07:18 PM | #1724 |
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1893 - Lets do it doggy style - there's something on tv I want to watch.
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October 18th, 2015, 01:54 AM | #1725 |
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1891b: ...and I was thinking of just washing the sheets but now I'm going to burn them.
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October 18th, 2015, 03:52 PM | #1726 | |
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October 18th, 2015, 05:27 PM | #1727 |
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Please pm me if you think I`m going too gagging far.
1894 ~ No I`m not using a vibrator. That buzzing sound and tickling feeling are the blue bottles gathering around your arse. Sweetie.
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October 18th, 2015, 11:31 PM | #1728 |
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1894a: Of course it could also be those hundreds of flies which have gathered and landed on your smelly asshole!
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October 22nd, 2015, 12:26 PM | #1729 |
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1895: Stop gagging! What the hell is wrong with you, your mother and sister have no trouble deep throating it!
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October 22nd, 2015, 02:02 PM | #1730 |
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1896I'll just pull this out...... Hmmm, is this an edible tampon
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