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October 5th, 2014, 06:00 PM	#1521
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,461 Times in 36,682 Posts	1508. Starting singing the Three Dog Night song Mama Told Me Not To Come (Cum). __________________

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October 5th, 2014, 10:57 PM	#1522
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,461 Times in 36,682 Posts	1509. Now which one of your mother's daughters are you, the one she got knocked up by the mailman, or the one by the cable TV repairman? __________________

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October 9th, 2014, 02:18 PM	#1523
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,328 Times in 3,826 Posts	1510: he: o-oh... she: what? he: you know how we are using possum fat as a lube for your arse? she: yes, so? he: I think it's starting to smoke...

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October 9th, 2014, 07:20 PM	#1524
Historian Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Here and there Posts: 4,029 Thanks: 102,514 Thanked 93,974 Times in 4,024 Posts	1511. So I was at this party with Jimmy Savile...

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October 15th, 2014, 05:07 PM	#1525
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,328 Times in 3,826 Posts	1512: he: I think it's time for "The Terminator"! she: the what? <un-zzziiiiiippp> he: say hello to "The Terminator"! (shamelessly ripped off )

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October 15th, 2014, 05:09 PM	#1526
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,328 Times in 3,826 Posts	1513: Have you met the lord and saviour, my dick? (ditto 1512 )

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October 16th, 2014, 05:01 PM	#1527
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	1514 ~ Ugh ugh ugh , Huh . Why is my pet name for you Ouija ? . Because talking to you feels like conversing with the dead, darling . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 17th, 2014, 03:26 AM	#1528
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,461 Times in 36,682 Posts	1515. I wish you wouldn't try talking to me while you're sucking my dick because not only can't I understand a bloody thing you're saying, but I'll never cum unless you shut up and keep sucking! __________________

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October 21st, 2014, 01:38 PM	#1529
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,995 Times in 60,347 Posts	1516 Will ya stop moaning It's louder than mine You think the passers by in the street actually want too hear yours over mine __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 21st, 2014, 03:14 PM	#1530
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	1517 ~ Will you please stop staring at my, albeit seductively swaying, Moobs !.. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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