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Old July 28th, 2016, 11:34 AM   #2271
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Maybe he rides a cycle. In England in the countryside or in any big city his lordshipMaxJokercould easily ride off all those calories and be home in time for a dinner of the same.
If ever there was a thread dedicated to MJ, not Micheal Jackson, but our MJ doing exercising I'd post this hourly

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Old July 28th, 2016, 02:14 PM   #2272
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There is a thread dedicated to MJyou created it:If you were MaxJoker, but it does not show him exercising. If he did climb onto a bike it would probably collapse from the excessive weight. MJ'ssecond favorite store to go to is the Big Man's clothing shop. This is where he can get those 5 triple x size pants.
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Kilometers away
I'm walking in like someone else again
Kilometers away
I'm watching summer through an Aussie rain
And I'm a new man when I walk away
It's crazy
Shaking the daze from my head again
I know I must be Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
I reassemble on the morning tram
I try to say
My voice just tumbles on a long delay
And there's a new boy-man at the edge of me
It's crazy
Making new plans for the rest of me
I'm looking back from Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
All the same
We talk on cellphones across the haze
Kilometers away
The planes go glinting on their vapour trails
And I'm a new man when I walk away
It's crazy
Turning my head to the shine again
I'm waking up from Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away

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Old July 29th, 2016, 03:36 PM   #2274
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In a never-ending ongoing effort to search out and recruit new anal enthusiasts, E's Anal Lovers Recruiting Brigade has had these pictured tongue depressors made and have painstakingly distributed a generous supply of them to every doctor's office in The Land Down Under!
Instead of handing out lollipops patients get to take home the depressors!



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Who's "E"

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Who's "E"
Eustance ... meaning "abundant corn"
It must have to do with this thread's reoccurring anal undertones
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Eustance ... meaning "abundant corn"
It must have to do with this thread's reoccurring anal undertones
Anal undertones
It's about ID's

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Anyone knows who she is?

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Kilometers away
Kilometers away
I know I must be Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
I'm looking back from Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
I'm waking up from Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away
Kilometers away

A kilometre is just a semi-skimmed mile.
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Estreeter, have you forgotten your favorite froggy woman so fast!!
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Is Max aware that TM calls him fat?
Is winebeavis really on a secret mission?
Is Cuzzy really handing out suggestive tongue depressors?
Does Sandy really know what a kilometer is?

These questions and more will be answered on the next episode of
Lays of Our Wives.

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