Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by scoundrel

Although it`s easily done with me I must admit I`m lost

Unless you're saying that totally convincing tranny is as feminine as a tractor

Yet if so what`s a Burrell

[rustler]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Your loss mate,

Eagle eyed me spied that unopened jar of pickles by her leg.

Result

They're all your's Max my eagle eyed friend!

But I know where they've been, and I can smell 'em from here!

They're all yours, just remember to make out your will before you go, leaving everything you owe, er I mean own, to me!

In the very unlikely event that your stomach acid is stronger than the Botulism or Ecoli that you're probably going to get, just let us know which ward you're in and Es, Scounds, Mal and myself will chip in a quid each for some flowers.
You can't have chocolates as you will probably be at deaths door anyway, and in any case we will have eaten them on the way to the hospital to deliver the flowers!

[scoundrel]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Although it`s easily done with me I must admit I`m lost

Unless you're saying that totally convincing tranny is as feminine as a tractor

Yet if so what`s a Burrell

Burrells of Thetford was a leading Norfolk manufacturer of steam traction engines and boilers. I thought the brass plate might be attached to the lady in your photo.

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by Ninjaturtle

How about this sweetheart does anybody want her number

Let me guess. Does it start and end with a '6'?
In which case, I believe I may have dated her (evil) sister.

When told it was her shout, she just hollered.

[andw]

Well whatever her number it must take a special skill to find these "special ladies".
I don't think I'm frequenting the right kind of dodgy website.
Could be an opening for a "101 easy steps from dateless noob to online lurve-miester" thread.

[Estreeter]

Is she grazing or ready for anal or both

[andw]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Is she grazing or ready for anal or both

Originally Posted by TommyMilfiger

Christ, that's a stomach compartment store on hands sneaking through a meadow.

Mystery solved, it's not a mutant carnivorous wildebeest. My ute, er..hidden from view, got bogged and she's pulling it out.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Is she grazing or ready for anal or both

[COLOR=#D40000 !important]Actually I think she`s ready for an apple in her mouth, salt rubbed into her skin, gas mark 200 for nine hours then a nice carving onto a large plate of mashed potatoes and gravy

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr not that I haven't dated worse
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This next lovely wants a guy to "Rock her world" .

Sure thing, can do babe



Just first lose the four kids, and that expression which gives me the idea you'd quite fancy murdering me (Or in fact any man) in my sleep [/COLOR]

[andw]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Just first lose the four kids, and that expression which gives me the idea you'd quite fancy murdering me (Or in fact any man) in my sleep

I'll risk it, a couple of blue pills, ten espresso shots and a fifth kid will be the last of her worries.

[TommySwiftJr.]

I just had a look back at our furry cross the mersey girl and yes she had posted something new:



"This glare is for all the hair fetishist porn blogs that misused my body positive photos."

Now really, THIS is something NONE of us would have been able to expect: Someone REALLY posted - umm sorry - MISUSED those furry-tale (right, shoot me for the pun) legs on some boards?