Flowcharts! -- to help guide your life - Page 2

**begos** · April 8th, 2010, 02:27 AM

The Ipad is now available. Apparently they're pretty neat, but they're also pretty pricey. What to do, what to do!

Maybe this handy flowchart will help you to make your big decision...

Once again, you're welcome!

**begos** · May 4th, 2010, 03:25 PM

If you're in this situation, you've got more than one problem. But the first step in trying to resolve any of them is figuring out the answer to the BIG question. Hopefully this will assist you. Oh, and good luck!

You're welcome!

(A special note for those outside the US: Maury Povich hosts a scummy TV show here that has women -- who've had sex with half the loser males within a fifty mile radius -- appear on the show to accuse one or more men of being the father of their little bastard(s). All the men naturally deny that they could be the father. The "highlight" of the show is when Maury announces the results of a paternity test! Whoopie!!!

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**scoundrel** · May 6th, 2010, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by begos

(A special note for those outside the US: Maury Povich hosts a scummy TV show here that has women -- who've had sex with half the loser males within a fifty mile radius -- appear on the show to accuse one or more men of being the father of their little bastard(s). All the men naturally deny that they could be the father. The "highlight" of the show is when Maury announces the results of a paternity test! Whoopie!!!

)

This sounds exactly like the Jeremy Kyle Show in the UK, complete with the ceremonial opening and public announcement of the DNA test.

Quote:

So...who is the father of 16 year old Kylie's baby?
Is he:
A: Her 56 year old husband, Ron?
B: Her 55 year old brother in law, Ken?
C: A member of C Troop, the Household Cavalry, yet to be identified?

**DTravel** · May 7th, 2010, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoundrel

This sounds exactly like the Jeremy Kyle Show in the UK, complete with the ceremonial opening and public announcement of the DNA test.

Quote:

So...who is the father of 16 year old Kylie's baby?
Is he:
A: Her 56 year old husband, Ron?
B: Her 55 year old brother in law, Ken?
C: A member of C Troop, the Household Cavalry, yet to be identified?

All of the above?

**TCO95** · May 9th, 2010, 06:45 PM

How to investigate a death just like the police.

**begos** · May 12th, 2010, 05:30 PM

Most of us probably don't worry much at all about this sort of thing.

But if you DO stay awake all night worrying about it, well, maybe this can help you some...

You're welcome.

**begos** · May 14th, 2010, 06:28 AM

I initially thought to myself, "well, this flowchart certainly doesn't offer much in the way of help for guiding the lives of most people."

But then it occurred to me that it would probably be of ENORMOUS help to a small, but very intense, group of people. And so I present it for the benefit of all of our Birther friends. With this one resolved, perhaps they can turn their attention to addressing some of the other big conspiracies waiting out there.

April 8th, 2010, 02:27 AM	#11
begos Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US.. Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 6,579 Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts	Ipads The Ipad is now available. Apparently they're pretty neat, but they're also pretty pricey. What to do, what to do! Maybe this handy flowchart will help you to make your big decision... Once again, you're welcome! __________________ Foreman: "I can totally see you." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Chester Cheetah: "Yes, we know."

May 4th, 2010, 03:25 PM	#12
begos Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US.. Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 6,579 Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts	A flowchart to determine if the baby is yours If you're in this situation, you've got more than one problem. But the first step in trying to resolve any of them is figuring out the answer to the BIG question. Hopefully this will assist you. Oh, and good luck! You're welcome! (A special note for those outside the US: Maury Povich hosts a scummy TV show here that has women -- who've had sex with half the loser males within a fifty mile radius -- appear on the show to accuse one or more men of being the father of their little bastard(s). All the men naturally deny that they could be the father. The "highlight" of the show is when Maury announces the results of a paternity test! Whoopie!!!) __________________ Foreman: "I can totally see you." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Chester Cheetah: "Yes, we know." Last edited by begos; May 5th, 2010 at 08:28 PM..

May 9th, 2010, 06:45 PM	#15
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts	How to investigate a death just like the police. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 12th, 2010, 05:30 PM	#16
begos Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US.. Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 6,579 Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts	Would you survive in a vampire world... Most of us probably don't worry much at all about this sort of thing. But if you DO stay awake all night worrying about it, well, maybe this can help you some... You're welcome. __________________ Foreman: "I can totally see you." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Chester Cheetah: "Yes, we know."

May 14th, 2010, 06:28 AM	#17
begos Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US.. Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 6,579 Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts	Flowchart to determine if Obama is a citizen I initially thought to myself, "well, this flowchart certainly doesn't offer much in the way of help for guiding the lives of most people." But then it occurred to me that it would probably be of ENORMOUS help to a small, but very intense, group of people. And so I present it for the benefit of all of our Birther friends. With this one resolved, perhaps they can turn their attention to addressing some of the other big conspiracies waiting out there. __________________ Foreman: "I can totally see you." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Chester Cheetah: "Yes, we know."

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