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Old May 3rd, 2020, 08:36 AM   #61
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I once was told that sheep donīt have a sphincter muscle. The guy who told me was a neo-nazi. I have a theory about how he got that knowledge.
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I once was told that sheep donīt have a sphincter muscle. The guy who told me was a neo-nazi. I have a theory about how he got that knowledge.
He sticks their legs down his jackboots...
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If you do that, how do you kiss them?
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Hust make sure you tell them "Ewe were the best"
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As he mentioned the sphincter he might have been into ramming rams. Would that be a double perversion or would the second one count as being socially acceptable?
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