What if you lived in Australia? - Page 562

**trailmaster** · June 24th, 2017, 11:51 AM

Kevin here. Chicago is going to get one of it's coolest summers in the last 25 years!

I have waited all year for a typical hot, humid summer and now it won't happen. I know this has got something to do with Australia. What funny business have you aussies been up to? Have any of you been tampering with the ocean currents, or doing something to the air?!

Estreeter · June 24th, 2017, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

What funny business have you aussies been up to?

Nothing we haven't done before Kev.

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Have any of you been tampering with the ocean currents, or doing something to the air?!

Would you like us to

**dwvbf** · June 24th, 2017, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here. Chicago is going to get one of it's coolest summers in the last 25 years!

I have waited all year for a typical hot, humid summer and now it won't happen. I know this has got something to do with Australia. What funny business have you aussies been up to? Have any of you been tampering with the ocean currents, or doing something to the air?!

Are you referring to something like El Nino / El Nina effect ?? Then you're fucked without us having to do anything at all.

**trailmaster** · June 24th, 2017, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Nothing we haven't done before Kev.

Would you like us to

No. Don't do anything. What you could do is do much more driving than you usually do. The sudden tremendous increase in air pollution might change your weather patterns and bring more hot weather up to America.

**effCup** · June 24th, 2017, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

No. Don't do anything.
do much more driving than you usually do.
bring more hot weather up to America.

When did you become POTUS, Kev? The hot air up there is self-generated.

**dwvbf** · June 24th, 2017, 12:39 PM

China have more of an impact on American's weather than Australia last I heard. Americans thought they can buy cheaply manufactured goods without the pollution, but the bad air is China had apparently been slowly blowing across the pond.

**Sir Honkers** · June 24th, 2017, 10:28 PM

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... and yet Spirytus Rektyfivowany is illegal in Australia.

Yeah, we hate them bloody boat people.

**sandhunter** · June 25th, 2017, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Yeah, we hate them bloody boat people.

If the boat people are bloody ? Could you not then deny them entry as they are diseased

**dwvbf** · June 25th, 2017, 01:54 AM

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If the boat people are bloody ? Could you not then deny them entry as they are diseased

**blondifan** · June 25th, 2017, 03:29 AM

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... What you could do is do much more driving than you usually do. ...

Well i've been doing my bit. Literally following those that don't know where they're going and having to backtrack.

But enough of that. i promised not to to post politics.

June 24th, 2017, 11:51 AM	#5611
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,310 Times in 60,079 Posts	Kevin here. Chicago is going to get one of it's coolest summers in the last 25 years! I have waited all year for a typical hot, humid summer and now it won't happen. I know this has got something to do with Australia. What funny business have you aussies been up to? Have any of you been tampering with the ocean currents, or doing something to the air?!

June 24th, 2017, 12:39 PM	#5616
dwvbf Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 741 Thanks: 8,308 Thanked 11,100 Times in 731 Posts	China have more of an impact on American's weather than Australia last I heard. Americans thought they can buy cheaply manufactured goods without the pollution, but the bad air is China had apparently been slowly blowing across the pond.