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Old July 21st, 2016, 10:36 PM   #11
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when it goes out when you're taking a dump in the dark, make wiping your butt an ordeal I can assure
Come on man. You have never lived. We used to have to take a dump in outside privy in daylight if you wanted to see if you had cleaned your arse properly. A candle could be painful if you had one. You couldn't swing a rat in these things.

Night time it was guesswork.

I'ii tell you one thing though, doggy style was not too popular in those days.

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Old July 22nd, 2016, 11:41 AM   #12
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Come on man. You have never lived......

Night time it was guesswork.
Exactly, It is guesswork.

I've been camping out in the sticks many times, but it's far easier out there than in a pitch black bathroom

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Aldi Maybe it's just the stores here, but I won't go there, I refuse to go anywhere where you have to bag your own purchases.
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Old July 22nd, 2016, 01:10 PM   #13
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...I refuse to go anywhere where you have to bag your own purchases.
No one touches my strawberries! Do you want to touch my strawberries?

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Someone can bag them. But do not touch them. Only bag them.

My strawberries are mine.
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Old July 22nd, 2016, 01:13 PM   #14
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Are They allowed to touch Your nuts ?
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Old July 22nd, 2016, 01:21 PM   #15
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Are They allowed to touch Your nuts ?
I do not buy nuts. I am allergic to nuts.
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Old July 22nd, 2016, 02:27 PM   #16
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I do not buy nuts.

Ah so you enjoy shoplifting too then


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I am allergic to nuts.

What happens if you put them in your mouth

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Old July 22nd, 2016, 03:09 PM   #17
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True, but it was pitch black in there, and you can't be sure how clean it is, so just to make sure you keep wiping and wiping... Get it
Well, use your initiative and wash yourself in the washbasin

Some people never use toilet paper and always wash themselves. But there are only about a billion of them on the planet, so you may not have heard

Anyway, how do you know someone didn't cut the power on purpose?
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Anyway, how do you know someone didn't cut the power on purpose?
Probably a left wing greenie tree hugger

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Well, use your initiative and wash yourself in the washbasin
I ain't gonna put my ass where my Missus puts her make up on, otherwise I'll be posting in this thread about my luck really running out Are you mad
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2..2..1..2..is this thing on?
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2..2..1..2..is this thing on?
Sadly yes as got to read your confusingly random post ,

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