101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 154

MaxJoker · October 22nd, 2014, 04:57 PM

1518 ~ No darling it`s not you it`s me .. As since learning how little is in your trust fund I happen to now find you ugly .... Whoops sorry , have I spoiled the mood ?.

kylethoreau · October 22nd, 2014, 06:51 PM

actually said by me to my ex during a post break up 'encounter'

and I do mean during as I was literally in her when she asked the following:

'So any different?'
(mind you it had been over a year since we broke up and she'd had like 4 new guys since then)

my response?

'well you're looser now'

**danton** · October 24th, 2014, 04:48 PM

"Do you find Sarah Jennifer Parker attractive …?"

**cuzzyman927** · October 24th, 2014, 11:19 PM

1522. NIAGRA FALLS!

.. Slowly I turn .. Step by step .. Inch by inch ... ...

(3 Stooges buffs will recognize this one)

**danton** · October 25th, 2014, 02:27 AM

"I'm sorry, but I used to wear Mother's all the time."

Estreeter · October 30th, 2014, 11:08 AM

1524,
I just saw a UFO.. That's right honey, an Utterly Filthy Orifice

Estreeter · November 13th, 2014, 03:12 PM

1525,

What do you mean, stick it in your ass

I could write an X Files episode about your ass

**andw** · November 16th, 2014, 12:19 PM

1525b: ...and about as cavernous as hangar 51.

**pierrelm** · November 16th, 2014, 02:19 PM

1526: "What do I mean by 'Billingsgate!?'. Yep, good question..."

MaxJoker · November 16th, 2014, 04:50 PM

1527 ~ No sweetheart I`m not saying you sleep around behind my back.. It`s just I wasn't wearing a condom before a split second ago , and now somehow I am and well , I think it`s (Look away now fellow forum members) kinda already full .

October 22nd, 2014, 04:57 PM	#1531
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	1518 ~ No darling it`s not you it`s me .. As since learning how little is in your trust fund I happen to now find you ugly .... Whoops sorry , have I spoiled the mood ?. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 24th, 2014, 04:48 PM	#1533
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,515 Times in 1,373 Posts	Horse Whisperer "Do you find Sarah Jennifer Parker attractive …?" Last edited by danton; October 25th, 2014 at 02:23 AM.. Reason: Punctuation

October 24th, 2014, 11:19 PM	#1534
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	1522. NIAGRA FALLS! .. Slowly I turn .. Step by step .. Inch by inch ... ... (3 Stooges buffs will recognize this one) __________________ Last edited by cuzzyman927; October 25th, 2014 at 10:46 AM..

October 25th, 2014, 02:27 AM	#1535
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,515 Times in 1,373 Posts	Snug fit. "I'm sorry, but I used to wear Mother's all the time."

October 30th, 2014, 11:08 AM	#1536
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,107 Thanks: 449,636 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	1524, I just saw a UFO.. That's right honey, an Utterly Filthy Orifice __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 22nd, 2014, 06:51 PM	#1532
kylethoreau Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 39 Thanks: 12 Thanked 198 Times in 32 Posts	actually said by me to my ex during a post break up 'encounter' and I do mean during as I was literally in her when she asked the following: 'So any different?' (mind you it had been over a year since we broke up and she'd had like 4 new guys since then) my response? 'well you're looser now'

November 13th, 2014, 03:12 PM	#1537
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,107 Thanks: 449,636 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	1525, What do you mean, stick it in your ass I could write an X Files episode about your ass __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 16th, 2014, 12:19 PM	#1538
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,867 Thanks: 1,042,853 Thanked 52,316 Times in 3,824 Posts	1525b: ...and about as cavernous as hangar 51.

November 16th, 2014, 02:19 PM	#1539
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,450 Thanks: 55,798 Thanked 72,915 Times in 5,422 Posts	1526: "What do I mean by 'Billingsgate!?'. Yep, good question..."

November 16th, 2014, 04:50 PM	#1540
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don't worry chaps I did the right thing.. I pulled it off soon as I realised and ran it under the tap .. Uh huh my Gal.. Gotta love her. 1527 ~ No sweetheart I`m not saying you sleep around behind my back.. It`s just I wasn't wearing a condom before a split second ago , and now somehow I am and well , I think it`s (Look away now fellow forum members) kinda already full . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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