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October 22nd, 2014, 04:57 PM | #1531 |
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1518 ~ No darling it`s not you it`s me .. As since learning how little is in your trust fund I happen to now find you ugly .... Whoops sorry , have I spoiled the mood ?.
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October 22nd, 2014, 06:51 PM | #1532 |
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actually said by me to my ex during a post break up 'encounter'
and I do mean during as I was literally in her when she asked the following: 'So any different?' (mind you it had been over a year since we broke up and she'd had like 4 new guys since then) my response? 'well you're looser now' |
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October 24th, 2014, 04:48 PM | #1533 |
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"Do you find Sarah Jennifer Parker attractive …?"
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October 24th, 2014, 11:19 PM | #1534 |
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1522. NIAGRA FALLS! .. Slowly I turn .. Step by step .. Inch by inch ... ...
(3 Stooges buffs will recognize this one)
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October 25th, 2014, 02:27 AM | #1535 |
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"I'm sorry, but I used to wear Mother's all the time."
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October 30th, 2014, 11:08 AM | #1536 |
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1524,
I just saw a UFO.. That's right honey, an Utterly Filthy Orifice
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November 13th, 2014, 03:12 PM | #1537 |
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1525,
What do you mean, stick it in your ass I could write an X Files episode about your ass
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November 16th, 2014, 12:19 PM | #1538 |
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1525b: ...and about as cavernous as hangar 51.
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November 16th, 2014, 02:19 PM | #1539 |
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November 16th, 2014, 04:50 PM | #1540 |
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Don't worry chaps I did the right thing.. I pulled it off soon as I realised and ran it under the tap .. Uh huh my Gal.. Gotta love her.
1527 ~ No sweetheart I`m not saying you sleep around behind my back.. It`s just I wasn't wearing a condom before a split second ago , and now somehow I am and well , I think it`s (Look away now fellow forum members) kinda already full .
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