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May 23rd, 2012, 04:42 PM	#11
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself. That three inches is well above average Which it would be if i was a field mouse __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 24th, 2012, 04:32 PM	#12
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	The meat and cheese came from anorexic cows and hogs, so it's low fat __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 26th, 2012, 09:51 PM	#13
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,217 Thanks: 42,156 Thanked 60,452 Times in 7,426 Posts	It can't do any harm (only applicable to things that might contain an element of enjoyment)

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September 27th, 2012, 12:07 AM	#14
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,239 Times in 1,043 Posts	She'll come back. I'm better off without her.

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September 27th, 2012, 07:41 AM	#15
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,217 Thanks: 42,156 Thanked 60,452 Times in 7,426 Posts	It's good for me (for the obligatory that disgusts me)

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September 27th, 2012, 12:57 PM	#16
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September 27th, 2012, 04:04 PM	#17
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,209 Thanked 94,836 Times in 3,538 Posts	- - - This 'suggested serving size' thing doesn't apply to me.. - - - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 27th, 2012, 05:02 PM	#19
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September 27th, 2012, 05:29 PM	#20
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