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December 5th, 2013, 05:26 AM | #2951 |
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December 5th, 2013, 03:59 PM | #2952 |
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December 5th, 2013, 05:28 PM | #2953 |
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Insanity doesn`t just run in my family, it practically gallops.
~ Cary Grant. If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. ~ Lao Tzu Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. ~ Bruce Lee.
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December 6th, 2013, 12:52 PM | #2954 |
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December 6th, 2013, 06:57 PM | #2955 |
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Try your very best to be happy for this moment, as this moment is your life.
~ Omar Khayyam. A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. ~ David Brinkley. Can you imagine what i would do if i could do all i could imagine ?. ~ Sun Tzu. If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. ~ Wayne Dyer.
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December 8th, 2013, 12:27 AM | #2956 |
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December 8th, 2013, 03:34 AM | #2957 |
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Had to post one of the best lines from the dastardly, fiendishly capitalist mind of the world's most driven oil man.
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December 8th, 2013, 05:01 PM | #2958 |
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
~ Simon Munnery.
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December 8th, 2013, 05:26 PM | #2959 |
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My favorite Samuel Johnson quote
"Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."
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December 8th, 2013, 10:02 PM | #2960 |
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Jimmy Savile (impersonated by Robin Colvill): Tell me Wilfred...what are your life's greatest pleasures?
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