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December 8th, 2018, 06:30 PM	#6811
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,314 Times in 60,079 Posts	Rather stick pine cones up my ass. Do you really stuff yourself on Christmas dinner evening or not so much?

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Rather stick pine cones up my ass.

Do you really stuff yourself on Christmas dinner evening or not so much?

Not so much. I never get stuffed but I snack, sack, snack all evening.

Do you enjoy raw oysters?

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December 9th, 2018, 12:07 PM	#6813
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,314 Times in 60,079 Posts	Not good to eat any seafood raw(might get food poisoning). What is the smarter animal: a fish or an octopus?

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December 9th, 2018, 03:12 PM	#6814
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,887 Times in 57,575 Posts	An Octopus, Cute but deadly, Blue Ringed Octopus or Poison Arrow Tree Frog ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 9th, 2018, 05:09 PM	#6815
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Poison Arrow Tree Frog (French frog of course) Christmas gifts : buy everything one/two monthes before or Schwarzie's same problem?

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December 9th, 2018, 08:36 PM	#6816
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,314 Times in 60,079 Posts	Buy Christmas gifts months before. Knowing that children like to rip Christmas presents open do you or do you not carefully wrap your presents?

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December 9th, 2018, 08:57 PM	#6817
fkifreddy Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 87 Thanks: 401 Thanked 1,035 Times in 86 Posts	Wrap carefully, so it looks good under the tree, but not overly done. Do you prefer tee or coffee?

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December 10th, 2018, 06:27 AM	#6818
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Coffee. Drink eggnog or eat fruitcake? __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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December 10th, 2018, 12:36 PM	#6819
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,314 Times in 60,079 Posts	Eat fruitcake Real Christmas tree or synthetic one?

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December 10th, 2018, 02:43 PM	#6820
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Synthetic. Real ones shed needles everywhere, and they're a fire hazard too. Angel or star on top of the Xmas tree? __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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