What Sign Are You

**vo1v0d** · September 29th, 2012, 04:22 AM

Only ever asked by women because men know it is complete bollocks. Answers I have used or will be using
Harrods
Nil By Mouth
Psychopath
Secure Mental Unit
Do Not Disturb
Out of Order
Private
No Trespassing
No Parking
No Unloading or Loading
Mind the Gap
Mind the Doors
5,000,000 Volts
No Access
No Entry
Authorised Personnel Only

but nothing puts them off; if anything the silly bitches become more adamant

**luddite** · September 29th, 2012, 05:23 AM

I tell them that I am an Aries, and Aries have a way with people.
Their own way!

Now excuse me while I have my own way with myself.

Capt Lethargy · September 29th, 2012, 07:20 AM

I always say "I'm Herpes"

**Nobody1** · September 29th, 2012, 10:09 AM

Cancer.

**Mal Hombre** · September 29th, 2012, 10:34 AM

I'm Gemini and so am I.....

**billybunter** · September 29th, 2012, 12:54 PM

Well i'm aries, but if asked I flip the bird.

**vo1v0d** · September 29th, 2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I'm Gemini and so am I.....

Me too.

Bollocks...thats given the sign away for all four of us.

**MrInBetween** · September 29th, 2012, 03:43 PM

I always prefer the paradoxical approach - I'm Libra, we don't believe in astrology.

**billybunter** · September 29th, 2012, 04:02 PM

I know an old women ex nighbour who believes in reading tea leaves, crystal balls, tarot card etc. She must have spent 1000s of £££ over the years. But she is happy. So, whatever floats your boat.

**amantpoche** · October 1st, 2012, 04:08 PM

under the sign of bad luck...

ascending lack of bowl...

proof i met you darling

September 29th, 2012, 04:22 AM	#1
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,168 Thanks: 41,975 Thanked 60,162 Times in 7,384 Posts	What Sign Are You Only ever asked by women because men know it is complete bollocks. Answers I have used or will be using Harrods Nil By Mouth Psychopath Secure Mental Unit Do Not Disturb Out of Order Private No Trespassing No Parking No Unloading or Loading Mind the Gap Mind the Doors 5,000,000 Volts No Access No Entry Authorised Personnel Only but nothing puts them off; if anything the silly bitches become more adamant

September 29th, 2012, 05:23 AM	#2
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,280 Times in 1,336 Posts	I tell them that I am an Aries, and Aries have a way with people. Their own way! Now excuse me while I have my own way with myself. __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

September 29th, 2012, 10:09 AM	#4
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	Cancer. Last edited by Nobody1; September 29th, 2012 at 10:15 AM..

September 29th, 2012, 10:34 AM	#5
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,376 Times in 57,545 Posts	I'm Gemini and so am I..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 29th, 2012, 12:54 PM	#6
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	Well i'm aries, but if asked I flip the bird. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 29th, 2012, 07:20 AM	#3
Capt Lethargy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: On The Edge Posts: 202 Thanks: 5,231 Thanked 6,099 Times in 260 Posts	I always say "I'm Herpes"

September 29th, 2012, 03:43 PM	#8
MrInBetween R.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 3,934 Thanks: 51,364 Thanked 48,451 Times in 3,898 Posts	I always prefer the paradoxical approach - I'm Libra, we don't believe in astrology. __________________ I'm sorry Gentlemen, that's all the lipstick around the nipple we have time for To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 29th, 2012, 04:02 PM	#9
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	I know an old women ex nighbour who believes in reading tea leaves, crystal balls, tarot card etc. She must have spent 1000s of £££ over the years. But she is happy. So, whatever floats your boat. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 1st, 2012, 04:08 PM	#10
amantpoche Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,859 Thanks: 68,850 Thanked 199,643 Times in 6,832 Posts	under the sign of bad luck... ascending lack of bowl... proof i met you darling

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