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Old May 12th, 2016, 08:52 PM   #2191
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All Mrs Ivanov saved from the fire was her summer bikini, and the bathroom curtains.

But she was always ready for Mr Ivanov coming home from work
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Mine doesn't have a tattoo but I think I get your drift, Eric..



What's a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like that?
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3 of my favorite things.
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3 of my favorite things.
In what order?
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With the expectations set so high, Cuzzy knew his marriage was doomed from the start.
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With the expectations set so high, Cuzzy knew his marriage was doomed from the start.[/COLOR]
Cuzzy knew his wedding night would not be easy, he started having flashbacks to his alien encounter.

No one said love was easy
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Lacking proper health coverage, Jose turned to an old home remedy to treat his hemorrhoids.
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Lacking proper health coverage, Jose turned to an old home remedy to treat his hemorrhoids.
Jose's got the horn.
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