What's Your Pick-Up Line?

Aspire2B · September 22nd, 2017, 10:49 AM

Okay, you've got your eye on that hot Milf in the little black dress, stockinged legs and high heels, how are you going to approach her and what pick-up line are you going to open with?

**whop** · September 22nd, 2017, 01:55 PM

"You look tired. Do you want me to hold your breasts for you?"

Estreeter · September 25th, 2017, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Aspire2B

how are you going to approach her ?

Very carefully in a crowded pub, just so as not to get bumped and spill my drink

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Originally Posted by Aspire2B

and what pick-up line are you going to open with?

G'Day

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Originally Posted by whop

"You look tired. Do you want me to hold your breasts for you?"

and thighs, wings and drumsticks ???

**seany65** · September 25th, 2017, 10:02 PM

1) "D'you drop 'em?"

2) "Wanna Bonk? It'll only take a minute and I promise you won't feel anything."

**Decadence** · September 25th, 2017, 10:24 PM

"you want to start hating me now, or should I buy you a house and a car first?"

Guaranteed results.

quinzy52 · September 25th, 2017, 10:58 PM

Would a pretty lady like you....like to go w/me for a spin?
I am SCI and in a power wheelchair when I am out of bed.

**haroldeye** · September 26th, 2017, 06:55 AM

Get your coat pet, you've pulled!

natkingcole · September 26th, 2017, 07:33 AM

From the current issue of VIZ

"Do you like bingo then suck me cock - it's rank".

Estreeter · September 26th, 2017, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Decadence

"you want to start hating me now, or should I buy you a house and a car first?"

Guaranteed results.

How's this one

So Umm, Interested in Syria and Isis at all

**Silicone Carne** · September 26th, 2017, 11:48 AM

"Want some fistfuckin', Sweetheart?!"

Pretty sure I'll get a free drink after that. Mostly on my face.

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September 25th, 2017, 10:02 PM	#4
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September 22nd, 2017, 01:55 PM	#2
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	"You look tired. Do you want me to hold your breasts for you?"

September 25th, 2017, 10:58 PM	#6
quinzy52 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Quincy,MA Posts: 25 Thanks: 21 Thanked 156 Times in 19 Posts	Would a pretty lady like you....like to go w/me for a spin? I am SCI and in a power wheelchair when I am out of bed.

September 26th, 2017, 06:55 AM	#7
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 113,493 Thanked 59,962 Times in 5,707 Posts	Get your coat pet, you've pulled!

September 26th, 2017, 07:33 AM	#8
natkingcole Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 24 Thanks: 33 Thanked 394 Times in 26 Posts	From the current issue of VIZ "Do you like bingo then suck me cock - it's rank".