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Old February 18th, 2018, 10:13 PM   #731
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A: Yes...and as an added bonus it will boost your cholesterol into double figures.
Q: If there is a god, why do all the foods that are healthy taste like crap?
While not really on thread topic I must post.

Double digit cholesterol is a good thing.
If your food is tasting like crap stop eating shit.
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Old February 19th, 2018, 04:21 PM   #732
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While not really on thread topic I must post.

Double digit cholesterol is a good thing.
If your food is tasting like crap stop eating shit.
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A: If your food is tasting like crap stop eating shit.
Q: Any questions?
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Maybe. Can I get back to you on that.

Was that your wife I saw tied to those train tracks?
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A: I didn't realise there were witnesses.
Q: Does hydrochloric acid dissolve the human body?
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True. How do you think we managed to get rid of Hoffa.

Do you like Madonna?
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Do you like Madonna?
Her music is pretty okay but her character grates a little.

Or did you mean boiled in acid or tied to train tracks or something?
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A: Something
Q: How come meteorites always land in craters?
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Q: How come meteorites always land in craters?
A: God plays golf with the universe.

Q: Why don't meteors have wings if all they do is fall?
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Q: Who's your most shagadelic woman?
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I don't know, I have never hallucinated during sex.

Q: Why do dolphins chitter rather than squawk?
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