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March 19th, 2013, 06:46 PM	#1
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The Last Supper was actually a bachelor party, the stripper was painted over in Victorian times.

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September 23rd, 2013, 05:01 PM

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The Last Supper was actually a bachelor party, the stripper was painted over in Victorian times.

I thought so

But I wanna know which one booked the stripper

Was she paid 30 pieces of silver also

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September 23rd, 2013, 07:06 PM

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I thought so

But I wanna know which one booked the stripper

Was she paid 30 pieces of silver also

Paul hired the dancer and for a millennium stripping was called Paul Dancing.
She was paid her fee, however, most of it was forfeited to John The Baptist for his infamous head tax.

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Anybody have an explanation

Shouldn't this be in the "Twisted sick jokes that'll send us ALL to Hell" thread?

I mean, we're all going, so, just sayin'.

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