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Old December 24th, 2010, 08:58 AM   #41
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"Had too much booze"



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Being a Pisces, I don't believe in astrology but at this time of year I guess my name will be..

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I'm Gemini,So last night I was "Drinks enough for two men"
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Hey i`ve seen you with that Bull , and if you call that petting god knows what you think groping means


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Hey i`ve seen you with that Bull , and if you call that petting god knows what you think groping means
What have I done Was meant: Pets like a bull.
Okay I'll change to 'Fucks Up His American Indian Name'
Or, maybe, Knitting Bull. Seems to be safe
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What have I done Was meant: Pets like a bull.
Okay I'll change to 'Fucks Up His American Indian Name'
Or, maybe, Knitting Bull. Seems to be safe
I wouldnt worry fellow indian brave as i quickly learned GreenSkull {a man history recognises as the indian who took out general custer and his whole squad with nothing but a string of cheap plastic beads } mostly writes stuff like that not because youve done anything wrong but because youve done something right

me id be called Sitting standing laying doesnt matter he always talks bull

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