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Old July 5th, 2013, 10:13 AM   #601
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Come on numb nuts what are you waiting for,
a written invitation?
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Old July 6th, 2013, 01:48 AM   #602
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READ ALL ABOUT IT!




WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO FULLY DEVELOPED MAN!

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Old July 6th, 2013, 03:50 PM   #604
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As can be seen, think twice the next time before calling any girl a dog
because some don't take it lightly and can over-react!
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Old July 6th, 2013, 04:03 PM   #605
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No dear,That's not quite what I meant by "Doggie Fashion"
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Ssssh! Quiet down and stop all that moaning and
groaning, you're gonna wake up my husband!
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Here's one loco chick who believes in utilizing some "persuasion" to insure
she is treated with kindness and respect when sucking the long hard one!


(One quick flick of the thumb on that cigarette lighter and
that guy's manhood becomes a flaming shish-kabob -- with
a side dish of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"!)





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I've achieved finer results and find that this method works
much better than mouth-to-mouth resuscitation Doctor!


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Hmm, there's no way that my wiener is
going to satisfy this mountain of meat!

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Hallelujah! Its about time! You guys have been playing
with those things for 20 minutes to get them up!
Maybe now I will finally get some action!
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