Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film?

MrHLayer · October 14th, 2009, 09:14 PM

Apologies if this question has been asked before...

Having watched various scenes of couples copulating on everything from ironing boards to the kitchen sink, my mind starting wondering...

Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film?
You find a nice couch at an unbelievably low price; it looks immaculate – almost brand new. The owner then tells you it was used in a porno film.
You don't notice the (difficult to remove) stains, the fibres containing microscopic dried residue of bodily fluids, you just see a bargain.

So, spotting a potential bargain, do you forget about it's previous life as a porn prop or do you go “Euuuuk, not for me, thanks!”, make your excuses and leave?

**billybunter** · October 14th, 2009, 09:35 PM

If I walked past a shop that advertised ex porn furniture, I would but not buy.

**tamsmith** · October 14th, 2009, 10:07 PM

Now just would I sell that thought to the wife?????

papabear3333 · October 14th, 2009, 10:11 PM

only if it was sticky. c'mon guys are are you real? get dirty. I know you sniff it.

massivemass · October 15th, 2009, 03:39 AM

Only if it comes with the pornstar(s).

willy9b · October 15th, 2009, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massivemass

Only if it comes with the pornstar(s).

-That's what the man said, it comes with couch and carpet munchers.
Oh, hang on, not quite.

Errr... I'll get me coat

**eelcat** · October 15th, 2009, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

If I walked past a shop that advertised ex porn furniture, I would but not buy.

Especially if you were in Germany at the time

**Office Boy** · October 15th, 2009, 05:39 PM

my answer would be no-unless dorothy black and carol goldnerova had used it. Seperately or together. Bed or sofa, wouldn't matter..........

October 15th, 2009, 10:48 PM

Take a GOOD look at modern porn. A lot of it is filmed in
hotel/motel rooms. If you've ever purchased second hand
furniture you may very well have. Even if you haven't you
may very well have slept on a "porn" bed if you've ever
spent the night in a hotel/motel.

**BustyWomenLovr** · October 16th, 2009, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrench24a

Take a GOOD look at modern porn. A lot of it is filmed in
hotel/motel rooms. If you've ever purchased second hand
furniture you may very well have. Even if you haven't you
may very well have slept on a "porn" bed if you've ever
spent the night in a hotel/motel.

A local news station a few years back went to an upper class hotel and turned on a black light to help spot what stains they could find. The whole room lit up.

Now the bed used in the Fiona Cooper vids with Debbie Jordan I might consider...

October 14th, 2009, 09:14 PM	#1
MrHLayer Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Fantasy Island Posts: 16 Thanks: 188 Thanked 192 Times in 15 Posts	Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film? Apologies if this question has been asked before... Having watched various scenes of couples copulating on everything from ironing boards to the kitchen sink, my mind starting wondering... Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film? You find a nice couch at an unbelievably low price; it looks immaculate – almost brand new. The owner then tells you it was used in a porno film. You don't notice the (difficult to remove) stains, the fibres containing microscopic dried residue of bodily fluids, you just see a bargain. So, spotting a potential bargain, do you forget about it's previous life as a porn prop or do you go “Euuuuk, not for me, thanks!”, make your excuses and leave? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I'm with you Homer. Fight the power! Last edited by MrHLayer; October 14th, 2009 at 09:20 PM..

October 15th, 2009, 05:39 PM	#8
Office Boy Former Staff Join Date: May 2008 Location: in the office upstairs Posts: 1,415 Thanks: 6,048 Thanked 40,263 Times in 1,357 Posts	my answer would be no-unless dorothy black and carol goldnerova had used it. Seperately or together. Bed or sofa, wouldn't matter.......... __________________ DON'T TREAD ON ME.

October 15th, 2009, 10:48 PM	#9
wrench24a Guest Posts: n/a	You May Have Already. Take a GOOD look at modern porn. A lot of it is filmed in hotel/motel rooms. If you've ever purchased second hand furniture you may very well have. Even if you haven't you may very well have slept on a "porn" bed if you've ever spent the night in a hotel/motel.

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October 14th, 2009, 09:35 PM	#2
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	If I walked past a shop that advertised ex porn furniture, I would but not buy.

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tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,411 Times in 9,078 Posts	Now just would I sell that thought to the wife?????

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papabear3333 Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 86 Thanks: 23,171 Thanked 863 Times in 79 Posts	only if it was sticky. c'mon guys are are you real? get dirty. I know you sniff it.

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massivemass Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 72 Thanks: 74 Thanked 394 Times in 71 Posts	Only if it comes with the pornstar(s).