What if you lived in Australia? - Page 398

**Welderman** · November 28th, 2016, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hikarufan

No one could conquer us, they have to kill all of us to do it as we'd be at them and at them and at them...

What does that mean ??

**Arturo2nd** · November 29th, 2016, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by waycha

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Did Dundee pull a Steve Irwin with a saltwater croc? We have our alligators, but those saltwater crocodiles are seriously bad news.

**zeus64** · November 29th, 2016, 02:01 AM

dundee was paid well wrestling with rubber croc ... what !! me worry? ... I have T-Man ... outback here we come ...

**trailmaster** · November 29th, 2016, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by welderman

What does that mean ??

Hi welderman. This is trailmaster. Hikarufan was referring to a post I made earlier speculating that if Australia had been in another part of the world say between Europe and America it might have been conquered by a nation other than Great Britian, and he was saying that if anyone attacked Australia the aussies would fight like hell to repel the invaders, but the trouble with this is that hundreds of years ago there were no Brits in Australia, just the native aborigines.

MaxJoker · November 29th, 2016, 04:37 PM

I`d be shoveling snow off my driveway right now while watching Black Bears and Wildebeasts ? ... Wildbeest`s ? ... Wantonboasts picking dandelions together on top one of the many mountains Australia has yet to become famous for.

**palo5** · November 29th, 2016, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

No,He's in Norfolk,"Very flat,Norfolk" As a certain confirmed bachelor once said..

I thought Norfolk was in Amerika, where they breastfeed aircraft carriers that have no purpose

Do engländers really think 2 meters is a hill? Hard to believe. Oh well, take cover. If oceans really do rise by 7 meters or so, you need higher ground, man

**palo5** · November 29th, 2016, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I`d be shoveling snow off my driveway right now while watching Black Bears and Wildebeasts ? ... Wildbeest`s ? ... Wantonboasts picking dandelions together on top one of the many mountains Australia has yet to become famous for.

Snow in england? happens once in 200 years. They get a few days snow now and then, but nothing horrible

One thing i noticed in germany is that they don't know how to walk on ice

**Sir Honkers** · November 29th, 2016, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

One thing i noticed in germany is that they don't know how to walk on ice

Or in Scotland. Gees! Talk about piss myself laughing at the misfortunes of others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqbIsNOIa8Q

**trailmaster** · November 29th, 2016, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

I thought Norfolk was in Amerika, where they breastfeed aircraft carriers that have no purpose

Do engländers really think 2 meters is a hill? Hard to believe. Oh well, take cover. If oceans really do rise by 7 meters or so, you need higher ground, man

Where did you get this nonsense about a hill being only
2 meters ( 6 feet ) in height. A hill defined in the dictionary is a mound of land less than 1,000 feet in height. Over that height it is considered to be a mountain, but it seems evry nation has it's own definition. In some parts of America a hill is defined as a mound of land over 20 feet in height, but less than 151 feet in height.

**palo5** · November 30th, 2016, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Or in Scotland. Gees! Talk about piss myself laughing at the misfortunes of others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqbIsNOIa8Q

What language are they speaking?

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Where did you get this nonsense about a hill being only
2 meters ( 6 feet ) in height. A hill defined in the dictionary is a mound of land less than 1,000 feet in height. Over that height it is considered to be a mountain, but it seems evry nation has it's own definition. In some parts of America a hill is defined as a mound of land over 20 feet in height, but less than 151 feet in height.

Hills are big but can be walked. Mountains are enormous, and can't be walked -- they must be climbed

What do they teach you in American schools?

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