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Old June 25th, 2019, 09:59 PM   #24851
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1. "You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!" (Caesar Enrico Bandello - Little Caesar)
2. Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood? (The Godfather)
3. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." (Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - Godfather 3)
4. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
5. " 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -Nicky Santuro (Joe Pesci in 'Casino', 1995)
6. "Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while." -'Bugsy' Seigel (Warren Beatty in 'Bugsy', 1991)
7."I want you to find this nancy boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead, I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground"-Al Capone (Robert De Niro) The Untouchables
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Old June 25th, 2019, 10:35 PM   #24852
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1. "You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!" (Caesar Enrico Bandello - Little Caesar)
2. Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood? (The Godfather)
3. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." (Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - Godfather 3)
4. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
5. " 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -Nicky Santuro (Joe Pesci in 'Casino', 1995)
6. "Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while." -'Bugsy' Seigel (Warren Beatty in 'Bugsy', 1991)
7."I want you to find this nancy boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead, I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground"-Al Capone (Robert De Niro) The Untouchables
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1. "You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!" (Caesar Enrico Bandello - Little Caesar)
2. Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood? (The Godfather)
3. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." (Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - Godfather 3)
4. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
5. " 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -Nicky Santuro (Joe Pesci in 'Casino', 1995)
6. "Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while." -'Bugsy' Seigel (Warren Beatty in 'Bugsy', 1991)
7."I want you to find this nancy boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead, I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground"-Al Capone (Robert De Niro) The Untouchables
8. Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f***in' vise. I'll squash your head like a f***in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
- Nicky Santoro.(Joe Pesci) Casino
9. “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)
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1. "You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!" (Caesar Enrico Bandello - Little Caesar)
2. Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood? (The Godfather)
3. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." (Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - Godfather 3)
4. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
5. " 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -Nicky Santuro (Joe Pesci in 'Casino', 1995)
6. "Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while." -'Bugsy' Seigel (Warren Beatty in 'Bugsy', 1991)
7."I want you to find this nancy boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead, I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground"-Al Capone (Robert De Niro) The Untouchables
8. Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f***in' vise. I'll squash your head like a f***in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
- Nicky Santoro.(Joe Pesci) Casino
9. “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)
10. Michael: Never take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. (Godfather II).
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1. "You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!" (Caesar Enrico Bandello - Little Caesar)
2. Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood? (The Godfather)
3. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." (Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - Godfather 3)
4. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
5. " 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -Nicky Santuro (Joe Pesci in 'Casino', 1995)
6. "Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while." -'Bugsy' Seigel (Warren Beatty in 'Bugsy', 1991)
7."I want you to find this nancy boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead, I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground"-Al Capone (Robert De Niro) The Untouchables
8. Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f***in' vise. I'll squash your head like a f***in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
- Nicky Santoro.(Joe Pesci) Casino
9. “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)
10. Michael: Never take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. (Godfather II).
11. "Funny how?" (Tommy DeVito - GoodFellas)
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1. "You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!" (Caesar Enrico Bandello - Little Caesar)
2. Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood? (The Godfather)
3. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." (Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - Godfather 3)
4. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
5. " 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -Nicky Santuro (Joe Pesci in 'Casino', 1995)
6. "Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while." -'Bugsy' Seigel (Warren Beatty in 'Bugsy', 1991)
7."I want you to find this nancy boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead, I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground"-Al Capone (Robert De Niro) The Untouchables
8. Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f***in' vise. I'll squash your head like a f***in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
- Nicky Santoro.(Joe Pesci) Casino
9. “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)
10. Michael: Never take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. (Godfather II).
11. "Funny how?" (Tommy DeVito - GoodFellas)
12. Noodles Aaronson: I like the stink of the streets. It makes me feel good. And I like the smell of it, it opens up my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on. (Robert DeNiro- Once Upon A Time In America)
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1. "You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!" (Caesar Enrico Bandello - Little Caesar)
2. Tom Hagen: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood? (The Godfather)
3. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." (Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - Godfather 3)
4. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Don Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather
5. " 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -Nicky Santuro (Joe Pesci in 'Casino', 1995)
6. "Everybody deserves a fresh start every once in a while." -'Bugsy' Seigel (Warren Beatty in 'Bugsy', 1991)
7."I want you to find this nancy boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead, I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground"-Al Capone (Robert De Niro) The Untouchables
8. Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f***in' vise. I'll squash your head like a f***in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
- Nicky Santoro.(Joe Pesci) Casino
9. “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)
10. Michael: Never take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever. (Godfather II).
11. "Funny how?" (Tommy DeVito - GoodFellas)
12. Noodles Aaronson: I like the stink of the streets. It makes me feel good. And I like the smell of it, it opens up my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on. (Robert DeNiro- Once Upon A Time In America)
13. "I went into this with my eyes open, you know. I knew the bottom could drop out at any time." -Ginger McKenna (Sharon Stone in 'Casino' 1995)


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2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
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1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
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1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
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