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June 24th, 2019, 08:09 AM	#1821
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,184 Thanks: 773,249 Thanked 856,397 Times in 57,615 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 24th, 2019, 05:18 PM	#1822
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	If see a Muslim on fire what should you do ?. Apart from film it to sell , mostly laugh during the commentary track and add petrol if he appears to be going out I mean. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 24th, 2019, 11:06 PM	#1823
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,184 Thanks: 773,249 Thanked 856,397 Times in 57,615 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 24th, 2019, 11:14 PM	#1824
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,128 Times in 38,112 Posts	Man standing at a bar says to the barman- 'i could have any woman i want in here' the barman looks confused and asks- 'why's that- you got some good chat up lines or something?' 'No' the man replies. 'i'm a rapist' __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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June 24th, 2019, 11:23 PM	#1825
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,846 Thanks: 3,496,797 Thanked 344,978 Times in 29,954 Posts	What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining? Make the chain shorter. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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June 25th, 2019, 08:02 PM	#1826
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,846 Thanks: 3,496,797 Thanked 344,978 Times in 29,954 Posts	What's black and white and red all over? A nun with stab wounds. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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June 26th, 2019, 01:59 PM	#1827
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	What's the best way to avoid getting dog shit on yourself ? , Wear a condom. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 26th, 2019, 06:23 PM	#1828
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,191 Times in 15,752 Posts	War what is it good for? Keeping the number of those pesky jews down. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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June 26th, 2019, 10:59 PM	#1829
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,846 Thanks: 3,496,797 Thanked 344,978 Times in 29,954 Posts	What's faster then a black kid running down the street with your tv? His brother with your Xbox __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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June 27th, 2019, 08:55 PM	#1830
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,846 Thanks: 3,496,797 Thanked 344,978 Times in 29,954 Posts	What do you get when you cross an Asian with a black? A car thief who can't drive __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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