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March 28th, 2011, 12:08 PM | #1 |
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How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry
How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry ? Yep, something that only happens once, and you'll remember it forever , unless you were so drunk Were you Nervous ? Scared ? Confident ? Did you lie when you underperformed too the girl ? Me, I am the oldest of 6 close mates, being the heroes we thought we were in our youths we made a pact that all of us will lose it by our next birthdays, and it would be monitored real close just to make sure there was no bullshitting going on. My 17th birthday came round and I was still as pure as distilled water so it was that night I had to lose it, I struck out real bad, didn't even come close. So the following weekend we all chipped in I think it was $15 dollars and was forced to go too a hooker I didn't care, was more excited than anything, so we boarded a train and headed for the big smoke for the evening. We went, found a brothel, I picked my girl, but it cost more than we all chipped in, we had to throw in another $5 each, one mate, Keith, still owes me as he said he had no cash left . Anyway, we went upstairs and I was confident as hell till the boxers came off, the girl knew it, "Still a boy are we darling ?" she asked. I went red Being the professional she was she said "Don't worry, it'll all be over before you know it darls". Well that gave me a confidence boost We had the room for 1/2 an hour but it was all over in 10 minutes, from pants down to pants back on So if I ever see her again I figure she owes me 20 minutes, and Keith still owes me $5 from 27 years ago. Anyway, I wont forget her, so thanks Charlene , if that was your real name Over to you fellow fans of erotica, porn, smut, call it what ya want.
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March 28th, 2011, 12:15 PM | #2 |
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I did it in the back of a van. And I bet I was shit I was nervous and didn't really know the hell I was doing. Of course I bragged I was a stud Even though I never lasted very long. But It was an experience.
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March 28th, 2011, 12:59 PM | #3 |
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So you wanna know what must be every mans most private moment concerning his privates eh
Certainly I was sixteen and she was At the time i delivered pizza`s to help supplement my comic book addiction ,and one sultry night in Swindon the luscious lady herself answered the door for my pipping hot package . But they`d been a mistake and instead of the mighty meaty that she was a craving i`d brought a vegetarian special Straight after that evening together , or at least once she was able to get around again without the aid of a wheelchair , she left the porn business Claimed i`d spoiled her for any other partner Well almost any other .
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Maybe I'm running myself down. I was the king of shags that night
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I was 15, and had just joined a pretty popular local band. It was in the back of a 16-year-old classmate's car...I was a little buzzed, shall we say, so it was a bit surreal. Looking back, I wasn't more than mildly nervous, and I think I was generally not too bad for a first-timer. I did perform oral on her (I'd been reading a lot of smut, you know, which gave me ideas), which she liked immensely. I was pretty proud of myself afterwards.
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To be honest I was shit scared. I didn't know where to put it even though I was a mag fan. But she helped
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I'm sure I would have been a lot more nervous it I hadn't had a little beer, a little weed, and a few downers in my system. Those were the days.
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I do admit to being pissed. I needed something Though it was 2am. And she was not wearing a bra. As Alan Partridge said "back off the net" Even though I was wondering what my dick was really for. It was a long walk home.
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I think everyone is slightly nervous the first time, but it helped that I had a few years on me. I was 22 and had a pretty decent idea where everything was and where to put it, and from what I can recall it all worked out pretty well. I even managed to get her bra off in a couple of swift movements, and that was something I certainly hadn't had the chance to practise beforehand.
She remained with me for a decent spell afterwards, so it was clear that I was doing something right. Oh, we shagged in her bed after a very nice evening out. She was a year younger than me and had her own place - i.e. she had managed to get her flatmates to fuck off for the evening.
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Now that is bragging Sharky
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