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Old September 24th, 2018, 09:31 PM   #6501
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Quicksand corn silo situation.


This question might be too sick for this thread: Would you or would you not suck a woman's pussy while she was menstruating?
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Old September 24th, 2018, 10:51 PM   #6502
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Quicksand corn silo situation.


This question might be too sick for this thread: Would you or would you not suck a woman's pussy while she was menstruating?

HELL NO! Yes, that's shouting. But anyway, that's what Greenman is for.

But that brings me to this: Do you or not think we should require club cards for this thread?
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Old September 24th, 2018, 10:59 PM   #6503
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Do you or do not know what club cards are?
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No idea.

Do you think a sense of humor is an essential characteristic for this thread?
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Quicksand corn silo situation.


This question might be too sick for this thread: Would you or would you not suck a woman's pussy while she was menstruating?

Been there often and done that often. Tain't that bad and the women do seem to like it.
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To answer Randy's question, if you don't have a sense of humor, you probably shouldn't be on VEF at all.

Who would you rather have sitting naked on your lap, Shay Laren or Little Caprice?
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I like meat so let's choose Miss Shay...

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Do you or do you not think that the wall that President Trump promised to build to replace the useless border between the U.S. and Mexico will ever be built?
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No.

Better wall: the Great Wall of China or the album by Pink Floyd?
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If you were driving cross country and you had a terrible accident that destroyed your car and all your supplies, but you were unhurt would you or would you not kill and eat bugs and possibly snakes to stay alive?
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