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March 14th, 2017, 11:44 PM

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Me neither.

I've NEVER liked beards, for some reason.

To me it's the idea of having a huge mass of hair stuck all over your face!

If you were to reach up and touch the hair on your head, and then try to image all that around your MOUTH...

That's why I'd never grow one, not if I can help it.

To those who know: No explanation is needed.

To those who dont: No explanation is possible.

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March 14th, 2017, 11:46 PM	#602
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever : regretted having a beard. shaved my head. drank mead. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 15th, 2017, 11:26 AM	#603
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	Never have I ever fired a real gun Never have I ever fired a real shotgun Never have I ever fired a real automatic weapon

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March 15th, 2017, 07:51 PM	#604
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: Given myself a mouse eye firing my guns. Not tracked it down if the first bullet wasn't a kill shot. Not eaten what I hunted. (Gophers excluded............ Fukn gophers!!!!!) __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 15th, 2017, 08:46 PM	#605
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	Never have I ever dropped my cellphone and have it go into a sewer drain Never have I ever lost anything to a pickpocket Never have I ever been suckered by scammers on the street posing as homeless people. Last edited by SanteeFats; March 15th, 2017 at 10:15 PM.. Reason: Removed unwanted sentence.

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March 16th, 2017, 06:09 PM	#606
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Although if you stand close enough to Norfolk certain evenings you`ll probably be able to decipher the main ingredients via my kidney bean infused farts Never have I ever divulged the recipe to my infamous Chilli`Von`Maxi __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 16th, 2017, 07:17 PM	#607
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: licked a window. been "with" an Asian woman. broken my left tibia. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 16th, 2017, 08:35 PM	#608
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	Never have I ever posted a photo in the thread: Milf&Mature Never have I ever posted a photo in the thread: Redheads Never have I ever posted a photo in the thread: Biggest Natural Boobs

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March 16th, 2017, 09:44 PM	#609
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: Posted in "Last post wins". Posted on " Wank Club". Not cringed after understanding what "Wank Club" was............ UHGGGG! My poor wee brain.... __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 17th, 2017, 11:10 AM	#610
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,232 Times in 60,071 Posts	Never have I ever been pooped on by a bird in flight(hard to believe) Never have I ever been able to out stare a Robin Never have I ever been able to hand feed one of the many geese that I see in Chicago parks

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