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October 5th, 2017, 02:51 PM | #1471 |
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October 5th, 2017, 02:54 PM | #1472 |
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October 6th, 2017, 12:10 PM | #1473 |
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kelio is working on the canal when he sees this distortion growing in the sky. There is lightning, weird color flashes and what appears to be a black hole. kelio knows what is happening. That space/time warp is opening up, so he throws himself into it and lands in a spooky graveyard in the middle of the night. There are headstones and crypts, but there is also something else. There are live skeletons walking toward him. kelio does not know what to do, but then out of the distance a tall black figure appears and starts destroying all the skeletons and zombies. It is trailmaster the vampire slayer. trailmaster walks toward kelio. trailmaster says "Hey kelio where have you been?" kelio says that he was sucked into this space warp and landed in 1836. trailmaster says.."kelio let's go to the nearest tavern and you can tell me all about it". Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:17 PM.. |
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For a moment, he wondered if he was perhaps hallucinating as he remembered all those tequila shots from the afternoon. But then he recognized his hat and knew he couldn't be mistaken. Or was he? Was all of this real? Or was it the haunting memory of the lovely woman still pursuing him right in his own home. Out of courtesy, she was perhaps returning his own hat which he has so kindly lent her earlier... All of this confusion added to Tequila shots turned his stomach and he felt the sudden urge to go throw up Last edited by kelio; November 3rd, 2017 at 06:39 PM.. Reason: re up |
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October 7th, 2017, 01:42 AM | #1475 |
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October 7th, 2017, 08:47 AM | #1476 |
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October 11th, 2017, 11:57 AM | #1477 |
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It was still dark in Estreeter's bedroom. The Sun had not risen yet. Estreeter was still asleep but he thought he was having this strange dream. He thought he could hear this booming voice sayingGet up, get out of bed, get up Estreeter. Estreeter said "Whose making that noise? Is the radio on? where is that sound coming from?It's coming from your lord, your God. Estreeter was fully awake now and he got out of his bed, and then the entire house shook!Are you now fully awake mortal? I have something important to say. Estreeter was dumbfounded. He did not know what was happening.You,Estreeter must take a trip to Rottnest Island and take a selfie with a quokka.No way, exclaimed Estreeter. I am not going to take no damn photo with those goofy-looking critters.You will or I will smite you. I will turn this house into smoking burning rubble. I have provided you and your wife with two first class tickets to Perth from Qantas Air Lines and tickets for the ferry from Perth to Rottnest Island. When you get there you have to, during your one week stay there go to the quokka area and get a selfie with one of them. If you think you can get away and come home without one I will know and you will find that where your house was is now a smoking crater.Estreeter begrudgingly agreed. He and his wife took the trip to Rottnest Island. Rottnest Island has become quite a tourist magnet. It has fine beaches, great restaurants, pizzza parlours and pubs and of course the quokka enclosure.Estreeter finally awoke and now he heard the sound again.Get up, get out of bed Estreeter Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:18 PM.. |
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October 14th, 2017, 04:04 PM | #1478 |
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