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Old February 9th, 2017, 10:23 AM   #3321
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I wish Raquel Welch did porn
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Old February 9th, 2017, 10:46 AM   #3322
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I wish Raquel Welch did porn
Granted. Granny porn....ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I wish that after we're done, my wife would stay on her side of the bed and not put her sticky body up against my back. ewwwwwww!
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Old February 9th, 2017, 12:28 PM   #3323
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Granted. She simply wake up, take her colt serie 70 and tells you : "should have been better darling".

I wish I could draw something and it becomes true.
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Wish granted. You draw a picture of the Devil and he appears and takes you to Hell where you have to stand in sh...t up to your knees for all eternity!!




I wish I could be Donald Trump's special White House home assistant doing simple household chores. For this he would pay me $200,000 dollars every year.
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Old February 9th, 2017, 01:24 PM   #3325
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Granted. But he knows you voted Hilary...Guatanamo.
I wish a good homemade pizza whenever I call it.
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Granted. You call your local pizza restaurant and order your favorite kind of pizza (deep dish) and it magically appears on your kitchen table. However, unknown to you "the magic master" who controls all magic in the world plays a trick on you. When you open the pizza box you scream: Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh. The pizza is all covered with big worms, roaches, beetles, leeches, and a dead man's rotting hand!!


I wish when I die I could be re-incarnated as a Stegosaurus living in the Cretaceous Period.
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Old February 9th, 2017, 02:49 PM   #3327
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Granted. But T REX is looking for you. Finally, you get married by force and have 3 little TM T REX babies.
I wish Trump were a true Gentleman.
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Wish granted. He gives up his evil ways, addresses everyone politely, develops impeccable manners, and does a 180 in his attitude toward the world.

However, his Christian advisors tell him that gentlemen do not look at porn. So he signs the Anti-Pornography and Pervert Act into law. And gets all of our allied countries to go along. So you are not safe in France.

All porn is immediately banned. No nudie mags, no online porn, nothing. And it's 10 years in prison or "special therapy" if you get caught with any.

Inevitably, one of your "friends" blabs to the Porn Police about your secret collection. You are caught without delay, and hoping to avoid years of sodomy at the hands of well-endowed inmates decide to opt for the "special therapy" instead.

You spend weeks strapped into a special chair looking at an endless slideshow of pictures. Whenever a picture of a naked woman appears, a brutal electric shock is administered to your balls and penis.

When you are finally pronounced "cured", you stagger out into the sunshine, see a woman in short shorts, and promptly fall to the ground crying and pissing in your pants.

Ouch.

I wish for a box of magical chocolates so good, eating each piece is as pleasurable as having an orgasm.
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Granted. You gorge yourself thinking, where's the harm. Well the harm is due to all those orgasms, you develop ischemic priapism causing the blood to remain in your John Thomas for an unusually long period of time. This blood becomes deprived of oxygen and causes damage to the penile tissue resulting in erectile dysfunction, disfigurement of the penis and severe vascular disease. Fortunately it also results in penile gangrene and your cock drops off, thereby halting the condition and saving your life. phew!
I wish to have a FTL Starship with all the luxuries and crewed by bevy of Starfleet's most beautiful lady officers. Since it is FTL I can outrun any potential danger and see a great deal of the universe.
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Wish granted. You are cruising through our galaxy at warp 9.5. At this particular moment you are having nooky with one of the beautiful huge breasted female officers in your ready room. Just then a space vortex opens up and there is a Borg cube heading towards you. Your shields go up and the first officer signals Red Alert. You run out of your room half dressed and then you hear over the intercom: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." You say to your first officer. "Let's get outta here, but too late the Borg ship has trapped your ship with their tractor beam. Just then a boarding party of Borg drones appears on your bridge. Your officers fire their phasers at them, but their shields protect them. The Borg fire their weapons and you all become unconscious. You wake up on the Borg ship transformed into new Borg drones. The wonderful life you had is now kaput, and you will remain an automaton forever!


I wish I was a T-Rex in Sydney, Australia creating mayhem and eating all the citizens.
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