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February 2nd, 2017, 08:12 AM | #3301 |
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Granted. But once finished, you make your morning poop anywhere because of ill diarrhoea , your pet tiger eats you too.
I wish I don't need to post the next wish. |
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February 2nd, 2017, 09:40 AM | #3302 |
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February 2nd, 2017, 12:22 PM | #3303 |
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No wish to corrupt so I will just make a new wish.
I wish I could control the weather. |
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February 2nd, 2017, 02:23 PM | #3304 |
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Granted. Always sun in Chicago now. But you can't hide your secret and everyday, citizens call you on the phone
to ask you rain or sun or snow or wind ......You become very depressed, Chicago is now rainy. Finally, you finish at cbs news / weather , the pressure is so intensive from all the existing lobbies that you wish to be the same as before... Granted. But people who expected your weather come to your home and kill you by strangulation. I wish I were a sport superstar. |
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February 2nd, 2017, 08:48 PM | #3305 |
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Granted. Hard of hearing djinn, thought you said 'sport supercar'. And apparently the one Denis Welch was driving at the Silverstone Classic.
I wish that every time I paid a shopkeeper cash, double that amount would magically appear in my wallet. |
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February 2nd, 2017, 10:32 PM | #3306 |
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Wish granted, however, when you open your wallet you see that these extra bills are from the late 1880's and they are all yellowed and falling apart and are no good. As we say in America: Tough tootsie rolls
I am going to try one more time. I wish for a magic lamp that can be easily opened and in the lamp is a genie that will grant me three wishes. Please give me my 3 wishes. |
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February 2nd, 2017, 11:47 PM | #3307 |
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Okay! So that's one used up already.
What were the other two? Oh yes - today's lottery numbers - granted. Oh yes - here's a ticket to fill in the numbers on - granted. What? You haven't got a pen? Tough luck, your 3 wishes have been granted and the deadline's in 10 seconds' time. I wish I was as tall as Trailmaster... |
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February 3rd, 2017, 01:37 PM | #3308 |
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Wish granted. You are now 6 feet 3 inches tall, and you know what. I have had trouble finding decent clothes that fit all my life. What is called regular is too small, and what is called "Big and tall" starts with men that are 6 feet 5 inches in height, so "Big and tall" clothes are too long. Everytime I get trousers I have to take them to a tailor to get them adjusted, and most shirts are not long enough or too long. It has been a constant struggle to look good all my life. How I have wished that my height was just 6 feet even. And now you are going to have these same problems for the rest of your life. Remember the old adage: "Watch out for what you wish for"
I wish I had x-ray vision so that I could look at women on the street and see through their clothes and see their beautiful nude bodies as they walk. |
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February 3rd, 2017, 04:28 PM | #3309 |
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Granted. But xrays only show you men. It's made in China.....
I wish I could stop diseases. |
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February 3rd, 2017, 09:16 PM | #3310 |
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Granted. Hard of hearing genie though you said 'dis fleases'.
POOF! A life time supply of Doggy Flea Away magically appears in your living room and you don't even own a dog. And one of the boxes is leaking. There is white powder over everything. I wish the cap on trailmaster's genie lamp to be so loose it falls off and the genie therein escapes and becomes a moderator of the Corrupt A Wish thread, thereby hugely infuriating TM by giving everyone an easy, lazy way to corrupt wishes without having to think about it. |
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