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Old January 17th, 2017, 04:21 PM   #3281
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Wish granted. You are getting a great BJ from Tracey Adams and she is pleading for you to cum all over her face and tits. You reach climax and lo and behold a spray of cum comes out of your johnson and you hold it and spray the cum all over her face, but some of it goes into her eyes and she gets up suddenly and screams. She has very long sharp nails on her hands and she strikes out at you and tears off your cock with her nails. You are now screaming and running all over the bedroom in your plush condo 20 floors up. The blood is shooting out everywhere. You are getting weak from the blood loss and you can't see and you trip over a small lamp table and fall right through your bedroom window and fall 20 floors down to the pavement. Splaaaaaaat
a bag of blood. You have to be shoveled into your coffin!


I wish I was a great white shark terrorizing a local beach near Melbourne, Australia.
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Old January 20th, 2017, 10:35 AM   #3282
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Wish granted. Chief Brody and crew come hunting you and this time they bring a destroyer. You are sunning yourself on the surface with a belly full of surfer when an antiship missile roars in and blasts your shredded shark bits over a square mile of ocean. You never even heard the bang.

Quokkas feed on the bits of you that wash up on the beach for weeks.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Cuban cigars and Glenlivet whiskey.
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Granted, but your Cohiba's are made by the Marx Brothers and explode in your face and the Glenlivet is fake and full of Methanol and while you don't get cold you rot from the inside out.

I wish for my own Golf Course, on a private island in the British Virgin Islands.
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Old January 22nd, 2017, 01:50 PM   #3284
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Wish granted. You now are the proud owner of your own golf course on an uninhabited island in the British Virgin Island chain. This island has no name and is between the island known as Virgin Gorda, and Beef Island. Unknown to you is the fact that the British Air Force carries out manuevers in this island chain. One morning when your golf course was closed, British bombers were doing bombing runs on some of the small atolls that are in the island chain. One of the bombers went off course due to a navigation error and dropped his load of 1,000 pound armor piercing incendiary bombs right in the middle of your island. Your golf course was incinerated. All that remains are hot, smoking craters where the fairways and tees used to be.


I wish that I could be 18 years old again, so I could re-live my life and not make the many mistakes I made in my first life.
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I wish that I could be 18 years old again, so I could re-live my life and not make the many mistakes I made in my first life.
Wish granted However to make no mistakes and lead a clean life you'd have to be a very young.....





I wish for more bad cholesterol
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Granted. Deaf genie thought you said more bad grain alcohol. But thanks to timely medical intervention it's not all bad news. You have 0.05 percent of vision in one eye...in a very bright light.
I wish to catch a 360 kilo Marlin off the end of the jetty.
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Granted You just are about to catch your 360 kilo Marlin off the end of the jetty when a great white shark comes out of the water and smashes into the jetty so it collapses into the water. The great white comes toward you. You try my trick of poking it in it's eye, but this time instead of it swimming away it gets enraged. It grabs your marlin and you and chomp, chomp, swallow and there is nothing left but a bloody stain in the water.


I wish that I worked as a game warden for the Australian Parks and Wildlife Commission of the Northern Territory.
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I wish that I worked as a game warden for the Australian Parks and Wildlife Commission of the Northern Territory.
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That's where you'll be stationed

I wish for an endless supply of Jameson Irish Whiskey
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Old January 24th, 2017, 09:41 AM   #3289
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Wish granted. But after months of consummation, you transform yourself onto
Leprechaun.
But you love that and desperately searches for the rest of your life, a Mrs Leprechaun with big boobs.
I wish I could eat and drink a lot without getting fat and alcoholic.

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I wish I could eat and drink a lot without getting fat and alcoholic.
Granted. You eat and drink so much that when the waiter persuades you to finish with a wafer-thin mint, you explode, covering everyone with viscera and partially digested food. At least you will never get fat or become an alcoholic.
I wish god and I were best buds, so that all I had to do was ask and he would smiteth mine enemies mightily.
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