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Old January 9th, 2016, 02:50 PM   #2371
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Granted alongside your frozen corpse it lasts forever until someone can revive you in about a 1000 yrs or so......yeah you and Walt Disney's head.

I wish I'd come back to this thread a lot sooner.
The force has determined that your wish is unsubstantial. Because of this you will now be punished. You are stuck in a time loop. Every morning when you wake up you will go to your computer , go to vef and to this thread and make the same wish until the end of time. If the force decides in a few million years that you are to be reprieved, you must make simpler wishes. I myself once made a difficult wish, but I was lucky that Mal Hombre ( EL Super Moderator ) came to my rescue and corrupted my wish. I wish that I could be 21 years old again and stay 21 for 1,000 years.
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Old January 9th, 2016, 04:35 PM   #2372
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I wish that I could be 21 years old again and stay 21 for 1,000 years.
Granted you win a voucher from 21 again Plastic Surgeons Inc and Cryogenics R Us. You're now frozen at 21 alongside Maildude, his corned beef and Walt Disney's Head......lookin' forward to the crazy revival party in a 1000 yrs or so.

I wish I could have some naughty fun with the 3 Rip Off Britain Milfs.......Gloria Hunniford, Angela Rippon and Julia Somerville.....starting with me ripping off their knickers.
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Old January 11th, 2016, 02:40 PM   #2373
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Granted you win a voucher from 21 again Plastic Surgeons Inc and Cryogenics R Us. You're now frozen at 21 alongside Maildude, his corned beef and Walt Disney's Head......lookin' forward to the crazy revival party in a 1000 yrs or so.

I wish I could have some naughty fun with the 3 Rip Off Britain Milfs.......Gloria Hunniford, Angela Rippon and Julia Somerville.....starting with me ripping off their knickers.
The force is disappointed. After spending a million years in eternity you did not learn your lesson. Now you are in a starship protected by a very powerful magnetic force field. You will be thrown into a black hole, where you will transported to the other side of the galaxy. Your ship has a vibration drive enabling you to go faster than light, but it will take you 75 years to get back to Earth. While you are waiting try to think up an easier wish.

I wish that every time I go get my mail there will be a coupon sent from my local supermarket entitling me to something free for the next six months.
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Granted. Anything that is offered for free will be something you don't need, will never use or won't eat.

I wish for good times.
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I wish for good times.




I wish for bad times
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I wish for bad times
Granted...

I wish for limitless power with zero responsibility...
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I wish for limitless power with zero responsibility...
Granted.....deaf genie is back and gives you zero power with limitless reponsibility......you are sued by everyone for everything.

I wish my broadband connection was faster out here on the far side of the galaxy
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I wish my broadband connection was faster out here on the far side of the galaxy


Good Luck with that

I wish me a girl with pancakes
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Shazaaam.....deaf genie sent you a girl who panics.....at everything her constant shrill screaming sends you to the funny farm where you can write your memoirs in crayon.

I wish to experience only the best of everything from now on
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done ....... you experience the best death possible (use your imagination)


I wish for the sexiest movie stars to find me irresistible
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