Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I could cry

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I am crying

[winetippler]

As a 40something divorcee and having to unexpectedly date again mid life I have been on Match, e-harmony, and POF.

Without doubt POF is the most fun I've had. Plenty of Fish? Plenty of ****s more like!

I've seen some howlers but there are some seriously nice ladies there as well, it's like the Wild West and I've shagged more in my 40's than I ever did in my 20's.

Never ceases to amaze me the amount of women who shag on a first date.

I've also been on foreign dating sites and again, never ceases to amaze me the amount of unsolicited X-rated pictures women send or Skype shows they do.

[MaxJoker]

Isn't this ,



Piscean great looking ,



No didn't type Pisan ,



Piscean ,



Unfortunately the thirty nine year old leggy hottie is looking for an adult.

Something I`m nottie

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I could cry

I am crying

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

No didn't type Pisan ,

Crying even more

OK a one time affair .... My 1 post here with a girl from the colony far far away for drooling over ....



May we get back to reality and have psychos, please

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Wow top find as she`s stunning , stylish and dare I say (He dares , he dares) even Vintage quality fine

Whereas this thirty nine year old Pisces (Seriously why do Pisceans dominate POF ) girl not only doesn't expect us to be perfect. She also isn't materialist and could care less what our job title is



Seriously if only she didn't live way down West (Seeking someone local) I`d already be typing her a typically terrible cold calling message , destined to fail



Hot damn

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

We`ll "Get back to reality and have psychos" right after this next post Mate

I'll just throw one in now and not say a word

[MaxJoker]

Love their tats and showing them off ,



Is the conclusion I've come to ,



After ,



Hours of painstaking research



Now I've nothing against such women only don't find it exactly sexy as you know for females to be smothered in them .
Certainly not on their chests and legs

Whereas I find this tattoo free child free Yorkshire based divorced Taurean forty five year old



Mighty damn fine

[MaxJoker]

So, I have been told I look a bit like Bridget Jones and we have quite a few similarities. I'll be honest....no, I'm not some size 8 stick. Yes, I'm a slightly curvy girl. Yes, I sometimes wear big pants. Yes, I drink and yes, I do like a social cigarette and yes, I too have appalling friends and have been known to dress up in a bunny outfit! Lol.
Sadly, I have met more than my share of Daniel Cleavers so now I'm looking for my Mark Darcy. I want to be that wanton sex goddess with a bad man between my thighs!!!



Now I`m not saying this lady is crackers
Only having looked up Cleavers and Darcy she`s contradicted herself.
Uh huh , who`d have seen that coming
As in those Jones films the bad guy is Cleavers and Darcy the good guy
So exactly whom does she want between her (By own admission ) well worn thighs then

Anybody dare me to ask

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

As in those Jones films the bad guy is Cleavers and Darcy the good guy

But Darcy is the guy that Bridget ends up with, who is the "unattractive" male character in the same way that Rachel Leigh-Cook was the "unattractive" female character in whatever the bollocks that movie was where she looked gorgeous with glasses on, then everybody was surprised when she took her glasses off and looked gorgeous.

So I think she's saying that she wants what all women want, which is a bad boy who is also a nice guy, who will ravish her when her entirely arbitrary conditions are met, conditions which she'll never tell him about but expect him to just know despite them always changing, and then take her to all the places she wants to go and fawn over her but not be a pushover about it. Which is why all women everywhere are always happy and make their partner happy also.

And what I want is Rachel Leigh-Cook. Have her washed and sent to my quarters. Tell her to bring the glasses.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

But Darcy is the guy that Bridget ends up with

Exactly
So what in the Greenman (Sorry for swearing ) be she rambling on about
Anyway figured my Fellow Forum Fellas would want me to send her a message.
Which I have
Stay tuned for updates

Originally Posted by rosestone

And what I want is Rachel Leigh-Cook. Have her washed and sent to my quarters. Tell her to bring the glasses.

Stones Mate if it was within my powers you know I`d see that was immediately done

Just as I know if it was within your own power ,
you`d rapidly forward me a devoted Kari Wuhrer circa 1996