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Old November 10th, 2019, 03:36 PM   #2081
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Old November 10th, 2019, 08:11 PM   #2082
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It's almost the holiday season, and tabler was walking in St. James Park. Then all of a sudden he saw a bright white light in the sky start to come down. tabler thought to himself "maybe this is an angel coming down to reward me for being such a good boy this year". Then the sky got real dark and the light got darker and a booming voice said tabler you have been too severe this year, too strict, Draconian, and all the gods and goddesses have determined that this is the face that you will wear until New Year's Day.



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Old November 11th, 2019, 01:45 PM   #2083
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tabler was walking in St. James Park, one of his favorite places to be in London, when he realized that he was late for an appointment, so he rushed through the park and could see his bus coming to the end of the street. tabler was not watching where he was going and slipped on a bag of fish&chips that someone carelessly threw on the walkway, and he fell into a recent hole dug by some electricians that had gotten filled up by mud and water from the previous night's heavy rainstorm!!



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Old November 12th, 2019, 01:43 PM   #2084
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tabler was in his favorite London park St. Jame's Park again. He liked to be near the lake. One end of the lake has a bunch of all white geese and ducks that children often throw bread to. There is a small barrier near this part of the lake so small children won't fall in. tabler took out his mobile phone because he wanted to get some photos of the birds, but he leaned too far over and fell over the barrier into the lake and two of the geese attacked him. The children nearby all started to laugh at tabler Finally he got out all wet and had to limp home with bite marks on his arms and legs!!

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tabler was in his favorite St. Jame's Park again, and this time he was sitting on this metal bench, one of many that line this asphalt(bitumen) walkway. There are lots of trees that are along this walkway and many people love to sit and just enjoy the air or read. tabler was reading The Times when he heard this chattering sound and all of a sudden a bunch of squirrels came down from a tree right near him. tabler thought to himself- I wonder what it would be like to be a squirrel? I wouldn't need to work, there would be plenty of nuts to eat and I could chase the female squirrels all over and mate with them, and at that very moment there was a clap of thunder and tabler was transformed into a big gray squirrel. So if you happen to be walking in St. Jame's Park and you see this bigger than normal gray squirrel it might be tabler

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