Porn production "pet hates"

**Toxic Dog** · October 5th, 2007, 07:33 AM

What are yours - if any?

Mine are (in films) intercut scenes and (in pictures) smaller photos (espeiclally genital close-ups) superimposed over larger photos.

rachelx · October 5th, 2007, 09:26 PM

I'm surprised this has not had any replies. Good topic.

In movies I'd have to say it's bad camera work that pisses me off. Too many cuts, too much movement. Just let it be. Set things up and let us enjoy the sight of a sexy woman getting FUCKED.

In pics things don't annoy me so much but models that are told to look at the camera and SMILE, I mean, what's all that about. Seems to be a Euro/German thing. Here's the news: nobody smiles during sex, a lecherous grin is as close as it gets, but most off the time expressions speak of filthy thoughts and wicked sensations, and that's appealing to voyeurs!

Obviously fake cum is a DUMB thing. Pull-up stockings, g-strings/thongs, silly platform shoes.

**BondJmsBond** · October 6th, 2007, 03:43 PM

Intercut scenes bug me, I think this practice ruins the scenes and the movie. However It gives me the opportunity(as a poster) to split and then join the cuts, then post the scene as an uninterrupted whole;* which would not be seen otherwise. I do that alot, it's fun.* *

**Mr.Bungle** · October 6th, 2007, 04:37 PM

One thing (and I know this a HUGE part of it for some folks): SHOES!!! (as in: I hate a hot scene or photo ruined by the model wearing heels) >

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Icarus46 · October 7th, 2007, 04:26 PM

Quite the opposite for me. Keep the shoes ON! Preferably pumps and whilst wearing sheer stockings :P

I also hate the way the camera cuts and moves around sometime. Many a potentially amazing clip has been ruined like this. I guess it's all about taste though.

rachelx · October 7th, 2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icarus46

Quite the opposite for me. Keep the shoes ON! Preferably pumps and whilst wearing sheer stockings :P

You said it, Icarus. Simple heeled shoes are the icing on the cake. Even if the woman is naked, just that addition of a nice pair of shoes makes the picture zing. Believe it or not, I don't class myself as a shoe fetishist. I just like to see the shoes as part of the whole deal.

**Mr.Bungle** · October 7th, 2007, 09:17 PM

I Knew I would be in the minority

. I just prefer the all natural, all nude look.

Rob427 · October 7th, 2007, 10:24 PM

Silicone, and overacting! Women yelping like dogs as they fake orgasms really spoils it for me! I also don't like seeing tattoos on women either!

pwwp · October 8th, 2007, 03:06 AM

Dumbest thing: cutting to watch the guy's face during orgasm. Hey, who the hell cares? In some films from the 80s, they actually cut away fro the c*mshot itself so you could see the face contortions of some total loser like John Leslie or Jerry Butler. WTF?? Dear pornproducers: people who want to see the guy, can rent gay porn. Keep the camera on the girl. Period.

jsandy · October 8th, 2007, 04:40 AM

These are the things I think are the worst.

1. Gaping assholes, pissing, and fisting.
2. silicone breast implants that look like bowling balls
3. the faces of male pornstars
4. bored or unhappy looking models
5. porn soundtrack music (just because we like to jerk off while watching people fuck doesn't mean we have bad taste in music; the 1980s were especially bad with lots of muzak and cheesey synthesizer music)
6. photographers with no imagination or creativity
7. anything specifically meant to be degrading, humiliating, violent, or ugly
8. perfect looking women who ruin their looks with plastic surgery (i.e. Asia Carrera, Tabatha Cash, Kascha, Mimi Miyagi etc etc)

October 5th, 2007, 07:33 AM	#1
Toxic Dog Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Third rock from the Sun Posts: 369 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 11,733 Times in 412 Posts	Porn production "pet hates" What are yours - if any? Mine are (in films) intercut scenes and (in pictures) smaller photos (espeiclally genital close-ups) superimposed over larger photos. __________________ Avatar: Own personal Polaroid. Ex-girlfriend (1990s). Happy Days!

October 5th, 2007, 09:26 PM	#2
rachelx Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 130 Thanks: 1,227 Thanked 1,130 Times in 88 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" I'm surprised this has not had any replies. Good topic. In movies I'd have to say it's bad camera work that pisses me off. Too many cuts, too much movement. Just let it be. Set things up and let us enjoy the sight of a sexy woman getting FUCKED. In pics things don't annoy me so much but models that are told to look at the camera and SMILE, I mean, what's all that about. Seems to be a Euro/German thing. Here's the news: nobody smiles during sex, a lecherous grin is as close as it gets, but most off the time expressions speak of filthy thoughts and wicked sensations, and that's appealing to voyeurs! Obviously fake cum is a DUMB thing. Pull-up stockings, g-strings/thongs, silly platform shoes.

October 6th, 2007, 03:43 PM	#3
BondJmsBond Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,059 Thanks: 28,072 Thanked 27,274 Times in 3,004 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" Intercut scenes bug me, I think this practice ruins the scenes and the movie. However It gives me the opportunity(as a poster) to split and then join the cuts, then post the scene as an uninterrupted whole;* which would not be seen otherwise. I do that alot, it's fun.* *

October 6th, 2007, 04:37 PM	#4
Mr.Bungle Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 4,069 Thanks: 4,274 Thanked 189,139 Times in 4,171 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" One thing (and I know this a HUGE part of it for some folks): SHOES!!! (as in: I hate a hot scene or photo ruined by the model wearing heels) >. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 7th, 2007, 04:26 PM	#5
Icarus46 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8 Thanks: 60 Thanked 64 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" Quite the opposite for me. Keep the shoes ON! Preferably pumps and whilst wearing sheer stockings :P I also hate the way the camera cuts and moves around sometime. Many a potentially amazing clip has been ruined like this. I guess it's all about taste though.

October 7th, 2007, 09:17 PM	#7
Mr.Bungle Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 4,069 Thanks: 4,274 Thanked 189,139 Times in 4,171 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" I Knew I would be in the minority . I just prefer the all natural, all nude look. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 7th, 2007, 10:24 PM	#8
Rob427 Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 47 Thanks: 38,108 Thanked 407 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" Silicone, and overacting! Women yelping like dogs as they fake orgasms really spoils it for me! I also don't like seeing tattoos on women either!

October 8th, 2007, 03:06 AM	#9
pwwp Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 271 Times in 20 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" Dumbest thing: cutting to watch the guy's face during orgasm. Hey, who the hell cares? In some films from the 80s, they actually cut away fro the c*mshot itself so you could see the face contortions of some total loser like John Leslie or Jerry Butler. WTF?? Dear pornproducers: people who want to see the guy, can rent gay porn. Keep the camera on the girl. Period.

October 8th, 2007, 04:40 AM	#10
jsandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 164 Thanks: 0 Thanked 17,661 Times in 160 Posts	Re: Porn production "pet hates" These are the things I think are the worst. 1. Gaping assholes, pissing, and fisting. 2. silicone breast implants that look like bowling balls 3. the faces of male pornstars 4. bored or unhappy looking models 5. porn soundtrack music (just because we like to jerk off while watching people fuck doesn't mean we have bad taste in music; the 1980s were especially bad with lots of muzak and cheesey synthesizer music) 6. photographers with no imagination or creativity 7. anything specifically meant to be degrading, humiliating, violent, or ugly 8. perfect looking women who ruin their looks with plastic surgery (i.e. Asia Carrera, Tabatha Cash, Kascha, Mimi Miyagi etc etc)

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