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Edit: VEF Comment: You can't light an underarm fart! Reply: When my squaw licks my underarms, the way she loves to, she leaves little chunks of food that get caught in the hair. As the food decomposes, it releases flammable methane gas. The kids like my hand-powered underarm farts, but they love when I light them. Since the smell of scorched underarm hair is worse than real farts, my squaw insists I only do this outside the teepee. It's a tribe favorite at the end of every War Dance during the 'Ridicule Your Enemy' segment. Last edited by PatentHappy; September 18th, 2017 at 08:44 PM.. Reason: Involuntary response to a challenge |
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Howgh, fellow tribesmen!
I see you are no strangers to pain. But only Estreeter, also known as "Sleeps While Awake", and "Pastes Before He Copies" and by many, many, many other different names among different tribes, knows the way of the true warrior. Quote:
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Oh, and naked mole rat is my vicious animal of choice.
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